Scottish Pub

[Deeley]

Not been in this little pub before, so just popping me head around the door to see if it's welcoming and friendly to an englishman...

Is it safe to come in, and who will buy me the first drink?

 

[Uinneag]

Yir barred

 

[Buz]

I think 'who will buy me the first drink' lost it for you there deeley

 

[Den]

Not been in this little pub before, so just popping me head around the door to see if it's welcoming and friendly to an englishman...

Is it safe to come in, and who will buy me the first drink?

Thi proablim is ... wi canna unerstaun whit yir sain. Yi barge in wi that smarmy grin on yur pus , intae a plis thats foo o reglars, in ixpect tae bi welcummed wi opin airms an a free pint. Well .. al tell you boy ...snow goany happen ..is it , an al tell yi whie.
Yur sposed tae cum in .. in show a bitty manners. Ask furyur drink an then oafer tae git a drink fur owny o the reglurs thits stawnin it thi bar. Then efter yiv hid that wan, folk'll oafer yoo wan. Thats hoo it wurks.
In tryin keep yir vice doon a bit. You english tendtibee a bit loud.
Nice ti see yi tho. Yill hiv hid yer tea ah spose. onyack

 

[Deeley]

Thi proablim is ... wi canna unerstaun whit yir sain. Yi barge in wi that smarmy grin on yur pus , intae a plis thats foo o reglars, in ixpect tae bi welcummed wi opin airms an a free pint. Well .. al tell you boy ...snow goany happen ..is it , an al tell yi whie.
Yur sposed tae cum in .. in show a bitty manners. Ask furyur drink an then oafer tae git a drink fur owny o the reglurs thits stawnin it thi bar. Then efter yiv hid that wan, folk'll oafer yoo wan. Thats hoo it wurks.
In tryin keep yir vice doon a bit. You english tendtibee a bit loud.
Nice ti see yi tho. Yill hiv hid yer tea ah spose. onyack

Is that good or bad, and does it involve a drink?

 

[robmack]

Urr yae shtupit urr sumhin, yave been telt wance aready.onyack

 

[Klanky]

Oi! You eying up ma neeps?