I am having a right laugh at all this mutual hate blether, as I guess the author of the original 'prompt' is. I have been riding bikes since I could walk, started off on a Excelsior Consort 98cc, ridden them all,big Jap stuff included. got my first BM in 1985, now on my third GS, a 1200 and neve had a jot of problems with them. Been all over Europe, good roads, crap roads brilliant sun, shite weather without so much as a hint of a breakdown.
Just enjoying my first day of retirement after over 30 years serving Queeen and Country and just got back from a 150 mile ride. The weather was freezing, some parts of the roads were covered in snow and ice but the Gs,as always was faultless, the only thing that is aching is my face from grinning from ear to ear throughout the entire journey. Heasted grips on number 2 most of the time, vest on. Does life get any better. did I see any other bikes out? Yes, just two and both Beemers.
So keep up the blather and rants it is keeping me highly amused and ever so smug knowing that I am riding the best bike on the planet ever invented by a human being. By all means ride and enjoy your UJM but biking to me is much more about soul, something which I have never ever found in a UJM.
Ride On, wonder where I will go tomorrow?