Blame the fucktards who have started multiple threads asking people to show everyone their new bike, when everyone has known for ages exactly what they look like.
"This is my new toilet"
Fuck me, really? well I didn't know that's what they looked like
It's a bike.....it's new to you, so to you, it feels special......well done, enjoy the feeling, and sincerely, enjoy your bike, but sorry.....hardly anyone else bar those also getting a new one (which, by a spooky coincidence, looks identical to yours, quell surprise!) and Y2Blade (who appears to have become a toilet sycophant overnight) gives a flying shit.