Two event virgins have just signed up.
Wanted to make sure there wasn’t going to be a drop of rain before throwing on the saddle bags.
Now all I have to do in preparation is:
1) Watch my blood brothers,

Ewan & Charley

in long way down, as I believe this is how GS’s go off piste these days.
2) Buy one of those fandangle four season geodesic contraptions that require a masters in engineering just to assemble.
3) Sleeping bag to coordinate with day-glow interior
4) Get one of those jetboil thingies cause ………………………it boils water quickly
5) Some of that titanium cooking stuff as weight is really important.
6) Didn’t one chap ride the length of Africa with a fridge attached? Worth investigating if only to keep the G&T’s nice and cold.
7) upgrade twat suit to a shiny new one, as the grey is “so last season”
8) showering with other men Hmmm well I suppose it IS a rugby club

9) Will they be showing Wimbledon on the big screen?
Or should I just turn up (note to self: must stand on pegs as I cross the field), pickle my liver, talk bollocks all night, dance like a “dad”, and sleep where I fall.


ChrisKelly

jager:cool
Sounds like it’s going to be the latter for me. Can’t wait to meet some like minded chaps and chapettes.
