So, who will I visit.....

[Wizard]

at 0001 on New Years day?

 

[garfield]

at 0001 on New Years day?

hope it's not me....'cause I'll be in a posh hotel getting pished....

 

[Wizard]

hope it's not me....'cause I'll be in a posh hotel getting pished....

Doesn't matter if you're out.... I'll just kick the door in and you'll be fecked all year

 

[G.C.]

Lang may yir lum reek.

 

[MikeP]

at 0001 on New Years day?

I thought that "first footing" required a "tall, dark, handsome stranger?"

As you are short, ginger and fugly as hell, you only seem to meet the requirement by being as strange as a very strange thing!

Surely your seasonal job involves Elvish-type lurking at the rear of Santa's Grotto?

 

[Clive]

Surely your seasonal job involves Elvish-type lurking at the rear of Santa's Grotto?

He got the sack for always dropping stuff in the water

 

[garfield]

Doesn't matter if you're out.... I'll just kick the door in and you'll be fecked all year

in which case, I'll leave the key under the front door mat........put some champagne on ice and I'll be home as soon as......

just don't kick ma door of it's hinges......

 

[Ogmios]

first footin' mouth

Withered,
oops - sorry -
i mean Wizard,

dont you mind them nasty boys, you can come and lay yer bike on its side in our garden and come into our house.

just bring something nice with ye

oh hang on....
we're not in Scotland

 

[Dickieboy]

Drop in any time Wiz' I'll ask the neighbours if you can park the bike in their fish pond

 

[Room 101]

0001 on New Years day?

Phew... after re-reading that, the dixlexeia wore off...

and relax....