Solutions please...

[Steptoe]

have a crack at moving up to not being bitter, miserable and faintly sad.

What, and throw all those years of hard work away. No chance.

 

[OscarIndia]

You've got the wrong of the stick about Steptoe.............how long you been here and riding bikes

13 days and 21 years respectively

 

[OscarIndia]

What, and throw all those years of hard work away. No chance.

Fair play.

 

[MrC]

Wear a mossive rucksack, slip the thing in...
Or ride to where you've gotta pick it up with no can on, then fit the new one when you get there. Wake the neighbours up a bit...

 

[bumpmuncher]

have a look here http://www.ukgser.com/forums/showthread.php?t=258865 you may find some inspiration

 

[Edventure]

Aye. Own fault. Ribbing here's fine but the scale of window-licking which has emerged elsewhere as a result is frightening. It's like all your Mungos have escaped from the secure room "in the top of the house".

Make sure you come to the Hog Raost and meet some of the tossers. Prepare to be truly horrified!

 

[JohnnyBoxer]

have a look here http://www.ukgser.com/forums/showthread.php?t=258865 you may find some inspiration

He would think we're all loons

 

[OscarIndia]

Make sure you come to the Hog Raost and meet some of the tossers. Prepare to be truly horrified!

Really hoping too. Was at TOad's place recently and he was regaling me with Hogroast stories.
Issue is Mrs India dunt ride, or even pillion, so the "family" thing (even her and nipper coming int he car) is out.

means I have to fight tooth and nail for passes for these things. Hoping to make it though, even if I have to do a day and back job.

 

[twizzle]

Really hoping too. Was at TOad's place recently and he was regaling me with Hogroast stories.
Issue is Mrs India dunt ride, or even pillion, so the "family" thing (even her and nipper coming int he car) is out.

means I have to fight tooth and nail for passes for these things. Hoping to make it though, even if I have to do a day and back job.

but.... its the night when the "mungos" come out...... you will miss the jaffa cake induced fun!

 

[Captain GSA]

.....for things larger than the boxes I always go down Hallfords and buy one of those trailers for £250 and secure it to the number plate with some chocolate ........

 

[brassmonkey001]

I've used bungees to secure an 1150 engine on the back of my 1150 without any problems

Hmm, I'd have thought engine mounting bolts would be the thing to use but I'll bow to your reputation and experience in these matters.