Some quotes from the weekend

[brassmonkey001]

I'd post some up but I couldn't understand a word anyone was saying.

 

[Mort]

I'd post some up but I couldn't understand a word anyone was saying.

Whey man, what ya taakin aboot, ah neva said out aboot nowt me like.

 

[brassmonkey001]

Eh?

I think I'll try one of those purr ciders.

 

[STUBBS]

you ll need to take one of thoose universal translators next time

 

[ciderman gs]

or a babal fish

 

[brassmonkey001]

"I can't find me dongle."
"Can ye no use a bent coathanger instead?"

 

[Den]

Quotes from weekend as requested.

" Im going to steal a bed in your bunkhouse to get away from Jamies snoring"
Neil23
Quote from Mutley. " That f***in bas***d needs killed. Will we kill him "

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Quote from JB. "We went into Settle for some food" ...." but all we bought was travel coathangers and pot scourers .. and laces"

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Quote from me. Is Brassmonkey here?"

 

[Mr K]

Sunday morning, from within a nearby tent:

"Is that noise rain?"

 

[chad]

Sunday morning, from within a nearby tent:

"Is that noise rain?"

winner

 

[Deleted account W]

"I can't find me dongle."
"Can ye no use a bent coathanger instead?"

Found it now, in my wash bag

 

[Deleted account W]

Muttley on Saturday night:

"My HOG Chapter don't call me Muttley any more, they call me Backmarker"

And...

"HOG UK is like the GS Club, HD Riders Group is like UKGSer, I'm joining them next year and leaving the HOG's"

Sir James to Mrs Muttley:

"My Nans got a toilet seat cover just like your jacket"

 

[(RIP) Jamie]

"Have you seen that film, Zulu Dawn?"

 

[(RIP) Jamie]

"Oh bugger"

 

[brassmonkey001]

"She had a face like a plasterers radio."

 

[neil 23]

Me - two purr ciders please

Barman - sorry ?

Me - two purr ciders please

Barman - sorry ?

Me - two purr ciders please

Barman - sorry ?

Me - two purr ciders please

Barman - sorry ?

 

[Clem]

Something about Nettle Stings, Mort's dog, Mrs Mort's moisturiser and it still tasting like dog

 

[brassmonkey001]

Me - two purr ciders please

Barman - sorry ?

Me - two purr ciders please

Barman - sorry ?

Me - two purr ciders please

Barman - sorry ?

Me - two purr ciders please

Barman - sorry ?

I ordered a G&T and when it arrived I asked him if he had any lemon.
"Oh, you have to ask for lemon when you order."
I didn't ask for it to come in a glass either but he seemed to have used his initiative there.

 

[Aidan1150]

Learner walkers.

 

[abrasion]

JustStan to Aiden

" carry on talking, i havent a clue what your saying but i like your accent"

 

[neil 23]

Learner walkers.

Forgot about that one Aiden, classic !