Sorry mate, didn’t see you !

[G.C.]

Woman just came back into the pub 1/2 an hour ago. “Can I have a word?”
Told me she had just reversed into a bike in the car park.
Car park can accommodate about 40 cars, there was hers and two others and the bike out there. Bike is a Yamaha XTX. I picked it up, its fecken light, and had a look for damage.
Bike is owned by a mate of mine, his partner works in the pub. He is away in their car running some errands, due back in wee while. She asked if I would tell him ! Course I will tell him. Stupid fecken woman. How can you not see a fecken bike and reverse into it? The mirrors aren't just there for doing yir fecken make up fer fecks sake.eek
I can see a couple of scratches on the exhaust and not much more damage but the bloke that ownes the bike is ex army and ever so slightly anal when it comes to cleaning his bike. Im not looking forward to telling him

 

[wully]

Dozy cow.....

Feckin glad she wizznae there a couple of weeks back.

At least she came back and fessed up.

 

[Shep]

I think you will have do it man to man style.......
























Text him

 

[Packer]

I think you will have do it man to man style.......


Text him

Good one Shep!

 

[Rushy]

At least she came back and fessed up.

Yep, most people, non- bikers anyway, would have just driven off.

Good on her

 

[G.C.]

Yep, most people, non- bikers anyway, would have just driven off.

Good on her

I have CCTV in the car park.

I also sort of know the dozy bint in question, as do quiet a few on here

Stupid fecken woman

Where is St Eptoe`s thread about "would you marry again."

 

[Blackal]

I thought it was only this man that ranted about customers like that.............

Al

(or wiz she no a customer?)

 

[Taff]

Woman just came back into the pub 1/2 an hour ago .. Told me she had just reversed into a bike in the car park ... She asked if I would tell him ! .... Im not looking forward to telling him.

I'm all for sex equality, so let her do her own dirty work!

She knocked the bike over - she can tell him herself.

 

[Uinneag]

Was there any inTENT

Is there a Marque on the bike

 

[arcboutant]

'Stupid fecken woman.'

You upset G.C.?

 

[G.C.]

Was there any inTENT

Is there a Marque on the bike

I have asked repeatedly and cant get a straight answer out of the MRT. Ill ask again this week but think maybes you will have to look elsewhere.
Remember it was them that said they wanted to part with it Sorry J

Damage to the bike so far looks like exhaust guard and hand guards. £100/£130. They dont drop as well as a GS

I didnt even check the car to see what she has done to that

 

[G.C.]

(or wiz she no a customer?)

Where is St Eptoe`s thread about "would you marry again."

She is the Clark o Works. Started a big refurbishment today she was over checking on the progress.
Might be some tonight when I get home.

 

[G.C.]

Damage to the bike so far looks like exhaust guard and hand guards. £100/£130. They dont drop as well as a GS

Estimate now £280 +VAT
Perhaps my initial post was too cryptic, dozy bint is Mrs GC
Insurance excess is only £100 and protected so am going down that route.
I feel as though he is, well, Im not very happy about his reaction
Scratch on the footpegs and he wants 2 new sets ffs + 2 hours labout to fit the parts even I could fit these bits.

 

[Blackal]

...................... dozy bint is Mrs GC

You're more like

.............. than I thought

Al

 

[wully]

I unreservedly retract the 'cow' bit.......

 

[(RIP) Proff]

Estimate now £280 +VAT
Perhaps my initial post was too cryptic, dozy bint is Mrs GC
Insurance excess is only £100 and protected so am going down that route.
I feel as though he is, well, Im not very happy about his reaction
Scratch on the footpegs and he wants 2 new sets ffs + 2 hours labout to fit the parts even I could fit these bits.

Ask your insurance to send an Assesor, I bet he don't get all the things he wants then
They ain't stupid
and if he's that anal, shove the bike up his arse

 

[Wizard]

and if he's that anal, shove the bike up his arse

 

[Betty Swollocks]

Ask your insurance to send an Assesor, I bet he don't get all the things he wants then


Here Here, then tell the injured party.... "you're barred"

 

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your wifes gorgeous GC...













she knocked me over first time i met her

 

[Fanum]

Protected NCB is fine, but ultimately total bollix- they'll guard your 50% discount but put up your premiums by 60% to compensate......smoke and mirrors!

Insurance is a mug's game where nobody wins apart from those in the big chairs

Assassinate the bike owner now before it gets out of hand


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