St Andrew's Day

[H.R.H. Nashskye]

A day to celebrate all things scottish!!

a big boooooo hissssssssss for him...Andy would be very disappointed..

Any other suggestions...

 

[wully]

I'm leaving in five mins


to go and collect Di new bike


Then tonight is the St Andrews night 'do' in the village pub

Gonnae wear mah frock (to the do- not while collecting the bike)

And have a or two.

 

[Deleted account rno]

I'm haen a St Andrews night with a slightly muslim flavour.

I'm gonnie get masel' lashed on some Caoran (pronounced Ku-ran ).

Got a bottle last weekend and will send oot for reinforcements tonight. Less than 20 squid fae the Co-op on special offer.

Lovely stuff

 

[johnypebs]

careful ron...

....some folk cannae take a joke. on triumphrat we got hacked by one such sect, took a while to sort the site.

But we are jockanese, we can take it so to continue in the original spirit of things:

St Andrew's day went down like a lead baloon in Port Glasgow today:

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but in Glasgow it was 'nae bother' as usual:

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[G.C.]

True Scot

You know you are a true Scot if......

Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie,
Sauchiehall, Auchtermuchty and Awfurfuksake

Ye cannae pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.

Ye kin fall aboot pished withoot spillin yer drink.

Ye measure distance in minutes.

ye kin understaun Rab C. Nesbitt and know characters just like him,
in yer ain family.

Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer words

Ye know whit haggis is made ae and still like eating it.

Somedy ye ken his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur weddin date.

Ye've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the
church/Chapel

Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips,
irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.

Ye know Irn-bru is a hangover cure.

Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.

Ye actually understaun this and ur gonnae send it tae yer pals.

Finally, you are 100% True Scot if you have ever said/heard these
phrases:

Hoos it hingin

Clatty

Boggin

Cludgie

Pished

Get it up ye

Wee beasties

Erse bandit

Amurny

Away an bile yer heid

Peely-wally

Humphy backit

Ba' heid

Baw bag

Dubble nugget

 

[G.C.]

A wee Glesga wummin goes intae a Butchershop, where the butcher has just
came oot the freezer, and is staunin haunds ahint his back, wi his erse
aimed at an electric fire.

The wee wummin checks oot the display case and asks:

'Is that yer Ayrshire Bacon?'

'Naw,' replies the butcher 'Its jist ma hauns ah'm heatin.'

 

[Deleted account rno]

A wee Glesga wummin goes intae a Butchershop, where the butcher has just
came oot the freezer, and is staunin haunds ahint his back, wi his erse
aimed at an electric fire.

The wee wummin checks oot the display case and asks:

'Is that yer Ayrshire Bacon?'

'Naw,' replies the butcher 'Its jist ma hauns ah'm heatin.'

A wee Fife bloke goes into the Butchers shop and asks the wumin ahent the coonter if she keeps Dripping.

Embarrassed, she explains that she's just washed the flair...

 

[wully]

Got a bottle last weekend and will send oot for reinforcements tonight. Less than 20 squid fae the Co-op on special offer.

I was in Costco in Glasgow yesterday and they were selling Aberlour a'bunadh at £23 a bottle! (it's usually around £34)

 

[Deleted account rno]

I was in Costco in Glasgow yesterday and they were selling Aberlour a'bunadh at £23 a bottle! (it's usually around £34)

Is that the cask strength lawd?

I was in Edinburgh Costco last week. Didnae see it.

 

[wully]

Thats the one!

hic.

 

[Big Jets]

Ma wife told me this morning it was Burns night tonight ,so I got chicken fajitas.fur ma diner. Weird! Av just cracked open a bottle of Glenlivet and the dosy git has got the toast and cheese oon.****in scary dreams the night.cheers Big Jets.

 

[Voyager]

You know you are a true Scot if......

Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie,
Sauchiehall, Auchtermuchty and Awfurfuksake

Ye cannae pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.

Ye kin fall aboot pished withoot spillin yer drink.

Ye measure distance in minutes.

ye kin understaun Rab C. Nesbitt and know characters just like him,
in yer ain family.

Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer words

Ye know whit haggis is made ae and still like eating it.

Somedy ye ken his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur weddin date.

Ye've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the
church/Chapel

Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips,
irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.

Ye know Irn-bru is a hangover cure.

Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.

Ye actually understaun this and ur gonnae send it tae yer pals.

Finally, you are 100% True Scot if you have ever said/heard these
phrases:

Hoos it hingin

Clatty

Boggin

Cludgie

Pished

Get it up ye

Wee beasties

Erse bandit

Amurny

Away an bile yer heid

Peely-wally

Humphy backit

Ba' heid

Baw bag

Dubble nugget

I say Carruthers . . I understood all of that.


Good God man . . Do you think I'm turning Native !

 

[garfield]

" Jesus christ, ma heid's nippin this moarnin, shoulda eased up oan the auld vino collapso last night"

 

[Blackal]

" Jesus christ, ma heid's nippin this moarnin, shoulda eased up oan the auld vino collapso last night"

Aye - ye'll be fair hoarse wi shoutin' " hoose, ya fecker! " at the tap o' yer lungs, by the way, Jimmy!

Al

 

[Packer]

Absolutely Voyager old chap, I find myself in exactly the same situation.

One finds it rather disconcerting does one not?

Hey Garfield, try my technique. I'm going for smaller quantities of higher quality. Head's great this morning. 16yo single cask Auchentoshan last night. So different to most Scotch Whisky, a great change.

 

[Blackal]

Absolutely Voyager old chap, I find myself in exactly the same situation.

One finds it rather disconcerting does one not?

Hey Garfield, try my technique. I'm going for smaller quantities of higher quality. Head's great this morning. 16yo single cask Auchentoshan last night. So different to most Scotch Whisky, a great change.

Auchentoshan........... A surprisingly good tipple

I think people see it distilled in Dumbarton and think it isn't worth a try, but it has real character.

You've reminded me to get a bottle for the festive period

Cheers

Al

 

[garfield]

Hey Garfield, try my technique. I'm going for smaller quantities of higher quality. Head's great this morning.

a sassenach .....there's gonna be a right rammy in here....whit's wrang wi gettin' blootered ootae yer coupon ya eejit.....

 

[Packer]

a sassenach .....there's gonna be a right rammy in here....whit's wrang wi gettin' blootered ootae yer coupon ya eejit.....

You tell me this morning ya heid the ba numpty

I'm only a naturalised sassenach, I wasnae born a lowland Scot!!!

 

[Uinneag]

Aye - ye'll be fair hoarse wi shoutin' " hoose, ya fecker! " at the tap o' yer lungs, by the way, Jimmy!

Al

Aye whilst flappin his Bingo wings

Heard he'd gone wi a pal and went " hoose " when the caller shouted two fat cnuts