subjectivity

[Alte Wolf]

Re: Re: Re: subjectivity

Check ELK's profile, he's got a sense of humour as well

Yip saw that one

He/she/it raised a great point though dont you think

 

[Bikerbear]

You will always have friction between GS model owners as the come from differing social groups


Members who dont even have a GS are a strange breed. Sleekin coowering timorous beesties who hide the GS forum on their computers by naming it "recipies using liver", or something like that, because they know that no one will ever find out about their secret jealouses.
Fact, most serial killers dont own GS,s

coowering timorous beesties - I don't think I could be called that - I proudly own a R1100S BCR - I just think that this site is attuned to my weird slant on life!!

Its more lively than the boxertrix site cos there's more GS folk about... Jealous about not owning a GS- Well maybe slightly - but the BCR is wonderful to ride and comes in better colours than the GS.

Ken

 

[Mikey]

Excellent post, makes you realise why we keep coming back here





































Nothing better to do!!!!!

 

[franco]

Re: Re: Re: subjectivity

Hoi ELK, I just checked your profile....
She said you were shite..she was faking.
Only time she's ever done it apparently.

ahem.

 

[Ogmios]

ROTFLMAO!!!

i just had to leave the office, tears running down my cheeks.
this is exactly why i come here - theres SO much more than idle bikey chat going on!
keep it up.
cowering/timorous/pipe 'n' slippered/teasing ranting/32" (leg - the others a phallusy)/wannabe GSer;
Og.

 

[Hew]

You will always have friction between GS model owners as the come from differing social groups

For example

Airhead owners are old fashioned piped and slippered fogies who endlessly travel the world, not to experience differing cultures and people, but looking for rare pipes to add to their collection

1100 owners are poor, and some even come from Glasgow.

1150 owners are practically perfect in every way. Especially owners of the understated , inoffensive and vastly superior blue and white model.

Adventure owners are show-offs with big boxes and small penises. eg, small ring Ming

1200 owners are fashion victims desiring the latest toy be it a television or mode of transport Did I say Nadeem ? Surely not. You must have read it wrong.

650 owners are ....... 650 owners. Annoyed with having short legs, they dislike everyone with an inside leg over 32". This results in them being at odds with most of the planet. What makes matters worse is that the vibrations from their single cylinder bikes compact all their joints making them even shorter and angrier.

Members who dont even have a GS are a strange breed. Sleekin coowering timorous beesties who hide the GS forum on their computers by naming it "recipies using liver", or something like that, because they know that no one will ever find out about their secret jealouses.
Fact, most serial killers dont own GS,s

There is the odd exception to these descriptions.
There are members for example with both 1200 and airhead.
Simple explaination....... aliens...... Never sleep with them.

Excellent, I have corrected the one slight error.
It’s amazing how may posts have been wasted discussing which is the best colour.
When BMW knew all along it was Blue and White they even felt that they could charge a premium for it.

 

[Bryn]

Excellent, I have corrected the one slight error.
It’s amazing how may posts have been wasted discussing which is the best colour.
When BMW knew all along it was Blue and White they even felt that they could charge a premium for it.

Too right Eddie!

 

[Panzer Patrol]

1200 owners are fashion victims desiring the latest toy

Hey mush, Ive got a 1200 and I have never been overburdened with a sartorial conciousness... and I am certainly not a gadget freak. I cant even operate the bloody fax machine at work. Every time I press the button, the paper keeps coming back out again! And I only have a 28 and 6/8 inside leg.
Where do I fit in?

 

[Deleted Member MM]

Panzer, don't worry about it... Den had a busy day at work & sniffed a bit too much Gas.

This is what he said earlier

Den
GS OWNER

Registered: Feb 2003
Location: FIFE
Posts: 1323



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!200 Owners
Ive been a wee bit nerdy searching and Ive come to the conclusion that most of the 1200 owners are a bit special.

Ive nothing but praise for the 12, it seems to be attracting a different sort of person who seem to join into the general banter and pisstaking enjoyed by the rest of us.
I say disband the separate 1150 bit .
What do you say ?
After all, they are all gs,s...... more so the later ones!


__________________
comfortably numb

 

[Den]

Can I sue.
Metalman, Im gonna sue for ,......... breach of scarcastic remarks................ besmirching my good reputation in this foorum, and....and.... and, trying to convert me to buddism.





















Change my posts!........... the cheek of the man, a bloody metal one at that.




















probably tin......

 

[(RIP) Kaister]

1100 owners are poor, and some even come from Glasgow

och ,noooo yae've foooond oot abooot me weee secret, ye besporraned ,large willied ,graphitan 1150 riding hunk.

 

[timmy]

Den,

650 owners...........shorter and angrier?

WTF RU on about you complete @*@*

I utterly disagree with you and all you other to**ers.

"subjectivity"?

I'm off.
























"share the love" - now i do agree with this

 

[Den]

Den,

650 owners...........shorter and angrier?

WTF RU on about you complete @*@*

I utterly disagree with you and all you other to**ers.

"subjectivity"?

I'm off.
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feckin lighten up pal. It wiz meant to be amusing fur fecks sake. Away to yer bed with a cup of cocoa
Den
























"share the love" - now i do agree with this

 

[(RIP) Kaister]

i think there WAS a bit of humuor in that Den,

lighten up, Den - for fecks sake - just cos youre up to your neck in snow and wind.....

 

[bushboy]

Whats all this then... Bulldust!

"Adventure owners are show-offs with big boxes and small penises."

Do you know this for a fact? I would like to know if this is just the English comming out in you or a open statement.

I myself have a 1150 GSA and by no means a small penis. At least that is what the wife tell sme, maybe she is just to kind.

On the other hand I would never tell any one they had a big box....

Case

 

[(RIP) Shenzi]

Re: Whats all this then... Bulldust!

"Adventure owners are show-offs with big boxes and small penises."

I myself have a 1150 GSA and by no means a small penis. At least that is what the wife tell sme, maybe she is just to kind.

Case

Not what she told me!!

 

[Den]

Re: Whats all this then... Bulldust!

Do you know this for a fact? I would like to know if this is just the English comming out in you .

Case [/B]

ENGLISH !!!. Thats far far worse than having a small penis

 

[Den]

i think there WAS a bit of humuor in that Den,

I never seen any.

 

[Deleted Member MM]

Can I be sue?

Now youve got me worried! What with pink tartan skirts etc

Now I understand why you took some interest in the Guys with the Orange frocks


feckin lighten up pal. It wiz meant to be amusing fur fecks sake. Away to yer bed with a cup of cocoa
Den


Another remould shredded?

 

[timmy]

Den,

my posting was meant to be light-hearted with the play on anger!

Mind you, when i re re-read my posting i could see how it could easliy be misconstrued.

There was no offence meant and i hoped that the bit at the bottom cleared it up.


Ooops

Perhaps i ought to stick to just reading what some of you guys write and not join in with the humour!!

Tim