Right, just back in the office after riding both the S1000XR and the 1200GS TE.
Weather conditions: ~15c, damp to dry and back again, no wind to speak of, overcast.
S1000XR
I'll keep this short and sweet - I didn't like it. Sure, it handles a dream, is fast as fuck and has good ergonomics but for me it has all the power where I'll never use it. It's plenty fast even if I never took it over 6,000rpm but that is hardly the point

. Also the shifter was too variable; it was ideal on the way up as long as you were 'on it' but for lazy gear changes it was pants. The clutch lever is non adjustable and was way too big for me so I couldn't comfortably use it for normal changes. On the down shift it was good but there was a difference in feel between changing down while braking (harder/firmer press required) than when on open or trailing throttle. When I tried to downshift as I would normally it didn't like it, again possibly down to the lever span.
The final nail in the coffin was comfort; the seat gave me pain at the top of my left leg (what caused bursitis on my old bike with the worn sargent seat) within 15 minutes. After 40 minutes I was very glad to get off it. Also the wind noise was dreadful over 60mph and on a bike that wants to do 90 everywhere that is not good.
Bear in mind that the 'deal' on offer is 5.9% apr on a pcp no freebies it really was not on the cards anyway.
R1200GS TE
In short: it was like meeting up with an old friend who is leaner, fitter, faster, quieter and basically better all round than 6 years ago. Lovely.
In long: Everything about this bike is better than my 09 12GSA. The engine is smoother, makes more power and torque right through the range. It is more rideable in all circumstances and the seat was instantly comfortable and the screen is just fine. No scrub that, the screen is just right - no buffetting at any speed although I'll still need earplugs for comfort.
The ESA is great and you can feel the difference in the various settings but the real revelation was the ECU maps. Quite frankly they should be called normal mode and attack mode. I could ride the bike so much more smoothly and nicely (ie make much better progress) in rain mode that I'd use that as default and keep 'road' for when I want to terrorise other road users. I imagine 'rain' would return better fuel consumption as well.
Niggles (nothing is perfect):
ergonomics - the mode button is on the right and the ESA button on the left but on the screen they are displayed the other way round - this offends my OCD. I prefer the old 2 button indicators as the new switch is just a tad too far to reach. The heated grip switch is in an odd position but that will almost always be in position 1 anyway so no biggie and the GPS mount obscures the top of the rev counter.
Gearshift pro ...... I got back to Parks and said I wanted a GS TE without keyless entry (nice but not necessary) or gearshift pro because I hated it. The deal that was on offer was only on new bikes on the floor and they all had both gearshift and keyless except for one in the girly light blue colour which alos had wire wheels which I also didn't want as I spend enough time polishing the brass on my old car! We discussed colour and wheel swap or removing gearshift from the dark blue bike I liked and then noticed that the one I wanted was pre-reg so no cheap finance. BUGGER. Then I noticed the low seat demo bike and asked to ride that round the block to compare it to the normal seat one I'd ridden with the shifter when the sales guy said "all the demo bikes have the shifter!". Well, fuck me with a strap on, I was making a fuss about nothing so a deal was struck on a new MY15 Alpine White TE with free GPS, panniers and top box thrown in and 2.9% APR PCP finance

I collect it on Monday and to say I'm happy is an understatement. To add to this I've just had a call from Scott at Parks to say that as he'd made a wee mistake with the calculation, the Boss man had authorised an extra wee discount to keep the monthly payment essentially the same, saving me £15 per month on the post error price. This all bodes very well.
So I'm a biker again, a GSer, a Tosser no less and proud to be one. Now to see if I can blag insurance for less than £500 (no NCD

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