The Celt

[JimmyC]

Jasus....the Celt checked out...
but he just checked in again...
What's he at
Will he jus begin again

He's keepin us guessin...
I think he's randy....
And do you know who knows??
Yer woman..................Mandy..

She say there's a woman..
And she has her suspicions..
Well you know what they say...
Bout female intuition...........

It's a guessin game...
And thats for sure....
But there's something smelly..
Jus like farmyard manure.........

Will it all be revealed...
Just like peelin' an apple...
Or will it be in confession...
In his local chapel........

We'll just have to wait..
It's an awful sensation....
Like a wee follow on..
From a days constipation...

So Mandy tell all...
We know that you know it....
About Joe and his lover...
Why don' you jus' blow it...................................

 

[Mandylicious]

I know nothing






Great wee rhyme BTW

 

[(RIP) petcul]

I know nothing

She says with an innocent smile.
But nobody's fooled
by her feminine guile.

So, time to clean,
make it all clear,
reveal the secret, give us
A HAPPY NEW YEAR

 

[Mandylicious]

Another poet

Happy New Year Peter see you in Kesh


Still saying nothing

 

[Ravenbyrne]

Now Mandylicious there something suspicious
The Celt been away for too many a day.
So if you confess, we will all surely bless
the the secret that you and The Celt must address.

Now I'm no poet and sure you all know it,
but like the fellow before me
Why don' you jus' blow it

 

[the celt]

Who the feck is this boyo ya talk off with
a capital "T n C" ???

 

[JimmyC]

Who the feck is this boyo ya talk off with
a capital "T n C" ???

Oh sweet mother o Jasus now we're for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!