The Dirty Service at ABW

[SkyGod]

Here`s the plan:

You drop your bike off at our workshop at 0930 in the morning.
Jono (the service guy) spends the day pampering your bike with a full service for the day.

You jump on our fully insured off road loan bike and have a days guided tour around the lanes of the Peak District getting as dirty as you like. If you are new to green laning then full training will be given.
You then go back in the evening to collect your bike or stay over in our luxury Peak district cottage for the night. (maybe with the misses,make a night of it).
Clearly this will cost a bit more than our regular service but you get a day in the Peaks with me!!!! How can you put a price on that

What ya`ll think?

 

[JayC]

Here`s the plan:

You drop your bike off at our workshop at 0930 in the morning.
Jono (the service guy) spends the day pampering your bike with a full service for the day.

You jump on our fully insured off road loan bike and have a days guided tour around the lanes of the Peak District getting as dirty as you like. If you are new to green laning then full training will be given.
You then go back in the evening to collect your bike or stay over in our luxury Peak district cottage for the night. (maybe with the misses,make a night of it).
Clearly this will cost a bit more than our regular service but you get a day in the Peaks with me!!!! How can you put a price on that

What ya`ll think?

It's got to be worth it all day long, especially if your Missus is part of the plan. She sounds like a great sport!

 

[SkyGod]

Everyone has a price Sir

 

[phooey]

Really good sales pitch, I'd be up for it. Just done the 12 GSA unfortunately but if this offer continues I will snap your arm off - sounds like great fun.

 

[Davy F]

It's got to be worth it all day long, especially if your Missus is part of the plan. She sounds like a great sport!

That's the funniest reply I've read in a long time.

In all seriousness, I wish I had a service plan available like that. It sounds brilliant.

 

[SkyGod]

1st Customer Booked in

 

[BAKERMAN]

1st Customer Booked in

Can he service my Golf

 

[ymfb]

Shame you haven't got a branch on Salisbury Plain

 

[SkyGod]

Surely a few hours ride is worth a day laning in the peaks and a night enjoying out local hostelries

 

[Fanum]

If you can guarantee that Jono can sort my long term poor running problem, I'm up for it

Oh, I want a pork pie from that butcher's down at Baslow......I think it's Baslow anyway

 

[advancedbiker]

Here`s the plan:

You drop your bike off at our workshop at 0930 in the morning.
Jono (the service guy) spends the day pampering your bike with a full service for the day.

You jump on our fully insured off road loan bike and have a days guided tour around the lanes of the Peak District getting as dirty as you like. If you are new to green laning then full training will be given.
You then go back in the evening to collect your bike or stay over in our luxury Peak district cottage for the night. (maybe with the misses,make a night of it).
Clearly this will cost a bit more than our regular service but you get a day in the Peaks with me!!!! How can you put a price on that

What ya`ll think?

Can I promote this on Twitter and Facebook for you,

Advancedbiker

 

[BAKERMAN]

Shame you haven't got a branch on Salisbury Plain

What about a FRANSHEYES

 

[MrIFan]

If you can guarantee that Jono can sort my long term poor running problem, I'm up for it

Oh, I want a pork pie from that butcher's down at Baslow......I think it's Baslow anyway

Stoney Middleton, but don't tell everyone!!

 

[SkyGod]

If you can guarantee that Jono can sort my long term poor running problem, I'm up for it

Are you still talking about the bike Bill

 

[JohnnyBoxer]

Here`s the plan:

You drop your bike off at our workshop at 0930 in the morning.
Jono (the service guy) spends the day pampering your bike with a full service for the day.

You jump on our fully insured off road loan bike and have a days guided tour around the lanes of the Peak District getting as dirty as you like. If you are new to green laning then full training will be given.
You then go back in the evening to collect your bike or stay over in our luxury Peak district cottage for the night. (maybe with the misses,make a night of it).
Clearly this will cost a bit more than our regular service but you get a day in the Peaks with me!!!! How can you put a price on that

What ya`ll think?

A good idea for the punter perhaps, maybe not so good for ABW if a lot of bikes get damaged

Will it be included in the service price?

OR you have a standard service price, for each each bike and service type permutation - plus a cost for a day's bike hire and dirty tuition?

Is there an XS if you damage the bike or a small charge if you have a minor spill offroad, like smash a handguard, break a headlight/clocks etc

....just askin'

 

[finn]

Here`s the plan:

You drop your bike off at our workshop at 0930 in the morning.
Jono (the service guy) spends the day pampering your bike with a full service for the day.

You jump on our fully insured off road loan bike and have a days guided tour around the lanes of the Peak District getting as dirty as you like. If you are new to green laning then full training will be given.
You then go back in the evening to collect your bike or stay over in our luxury Peak district cottage for the night. (maybe with the misses,make a night of it).
Clearly this will cost a bit more than our regular service but you get a day in the Peaks with me!!!! How can you put a price on that

What ya`ll think?

yep id be interested price???

 

[Flipfly]

A good idea for the punter perhaps, maybe not so good for ABW if a lot of bikes get damaged

Will it be included in the service price?

OR you have a standard service price, for each each bike and service type permutation - plus a cost for a day's bike hire and dirty tuition?

Is there an XS if you damage the bike or a small charge if you have a minor spill offroad, like smash a handguard, break a headlight/clocks etc

....just askin'

The only bike getting damaged will be Gaz's HP2

I'm not sure Gaz isn't offering this just so he has someone to pick the bike up off him

I think it's a great plan. Gaz is a top geezer, knowledgeable and very easy to spend time with. He'll probably offer "an afternoon in the pub" day next, which would be equally entertaining.

The other option would be the "whore house" tour, where you could get dirty in an entirely different way. Not sure that would take off though. Gaz may be funny, but the idea of him showing you the "stand up riding" technique and "level 2 mud plugging for intermediate riders" may be a little off putting

 

[JohnnyBoxer]

The only bike getting damaged will be Gaz's HP2

I'm not sure Gaz isn't offering this just so he has someone to pick the bike up off him

I think it's a great plan. Gaz is a top geezer, knowledgeable and very easy to spend time with. He'll probably offer "an afternoon in the pub" day next, which would be equally entertaining.

It is indeed a fine plan

Just askin'..............a few more details

 

[SkyGod]

There is no "set" price as each service we do is priced individually for each bike and for what work needs doing.

There is a set price for the loan of the bike, fuel, insurance and a full day guided tour ( or training if needed).
An additional cost if you want the accommodation for the night.

If any body wants an exact quote they they just have to call the shop or drop me a PM.

There is no cost or XS for minor damage to the bikes. This is green laning so we expect the odd fall and minor off.

Can`t imagine you being one of our customers Johnny with all you have on your doorstep.

PM sent Finn.

If anyone has anymore questions then you can drop me a PM

 

[JohnnyBoxer]

There is no "set" price as each service we do is priced individually for each bike and for what work needs doing.

There is a set price for the loan of the bike, fuel, insurance and a full day guided tour ( or training if needed).
An additional cost if you want the accommodation for the night.

If any body wants an exact quote they they just have to call the shop or drop me a PM.

There is no cost or XS for minor damage to the bikes. This is green laning so we expect the odd fall and minor off.

Can`t imagine you being one of our customers Johnny with all you have on your doorstep

PM sent Finn.

If anyone has anymore questions then you can drop me a PM

Maybe not for that sort of trailriding, but maybe for a service one day

Just teasing out some info, sounds a good plan and will be exciting to a lot of people