The Distinguished Gentlemen's Ride.

[Mutley]

I say what? The chappie in the HOG vest hadn't really cottoned on to the whole idea had he?

 

[Melch]

Group shot.

 

[Tricky]

Dapper alert.

One had an eventful journey home old boy.

On leaving had to put some manners on some awful four wheeled bore who tried to cut me up. Possibly my dinner suit was to dull for him to see me.

On approaching the Blackwall Tunnel went to the aid of some motorcycle chap who had broken down.

Mechanical not emotional.

I had no toolkit on board as I only had room for a false moustache and some pipe tobacco. He was phoning the AA as I left.

 

[Melch]

Dapper alert.

One had an eventful journey home old boy.

On leaving had to put some manners on some awful four wheeled bore who tried to cut me up. Possibly my dinner suit was to dull for him to see me.

On approaching the Blackwall Tunnel went to the aid of some motorcycle chap who had broken down.

Mechanical not emotional.

I had no toolkit on board as I only had room for a false moustache and some pipe tobacco. He was phoning the AA as I left.

Broken down chap sounded damned ungrateful. There has been many an occasion at the side of the road when I would have been incredibly grateful of a little shag. Confounded people. Damn their impudence.

 

[Tom]

Didn't know you had a suit??!!

~You don't go to client meetings dressed this smart ~

Very well groomed mate

 

[Steptoe]

For all you distinguished fellows here's a little Chap-Hop for your amusment and delectation.


I'll have you know i've a pipe, and i keep it handy.

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" I don't like your Tweed, Sir ! ".....

 

[darkhorse]

Didn't know you had a suit??!!

~You don't go to client meetings dressed this smart ~

Depends what the fees are