The dole is my shepherd, I shall not work

[MacFarlane]

" Ah went to the doctors. He said, "Can you walk?". Ah said, "work! ah can't even waak!"

"Now, that's the thing aboot debt. Some calls it debt, ya see, and then there's them what calls it credit. Committee mens' wives, 'on account'. Well, am in debt on account of not being able to pay me credit!"

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Mind I guess unintelligable for 95% of the population

Just got the DVD from Windaz in the arcade, although he's been deed some 20 years, the comedys still well funny and relevent.

























Fer a Makem

 

[Mort]

" The Queen came up tiv us with a plate of cakes. "Bobby, would you like a scone or a meringue?". Ah says, "Nah ya quite right, ah'll have a scone"

 

[Madasaboxoffrogs]

Aye little Bob

Ah seed im live afore e was deed an e was gud

eg. this mornin a got up to stop off (work)

or, ah telt that Hitler fella t knock it off or theres ganna be war on,

 

[Beetle2112]

She Sez ' Bobby the handles snapped on me shoppin bag'.
Ah Sez' Whutya want me to dee with it.... A'hm no Engineer'

Class !!

 

[yalcrabm]

brilliant

Saw him live twice brilliant and timeless got video and dvd

(knock on the door) wife answers the door ,
(man at door) Is mr tompson in
(wife) no, come in and take a seat
(man at door) i am coming in to take the lot

 

[claw]

brilliant

Must get round to getting the DVD.

 

[Smiler400]

Brilliant.

"It`s unlucky te gan to worrk, the day efter yev been off!"

 

[centurion]

"Theres nee point in being on the sick when yer bad yer cant enjoy it"

And they think they might have trouble with Cheryl Coles accent. Perhaps she should try some of Bobby's material.