The GS Donkey Tour 08 - Northern Spain & Portugal (or the Zumo Love Tour)

Day 7 - Saturday.

Although the trip west had been a great insight to other less visited areas of Spain we were starting to miss those mountain roads. A route was plotted to take us back over the mountains.

We checked out just as a business man and hooker checked in for an hour...

My battery had been showing signs of weakness so on occation I need to re-start the bike to clear an ABS error. I did this to find they had gone:confused:

Not knowing if they had gone right or left I turned right. They had in fact turned left:blast

We caught up after about 20mins and a couple of calls.


Talking of batteries, Grahams was having a spell of going flat but we managed to get it started with a push each time. You'd struggle alone though as they take a fair shove.
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It was good to get back to the high twisties. We did come across a section of road at the top of one, well it wasn't really a road. More a wet clay type mud track which was slippy as hell.

It kept us alert and Howard resembled a chocolate soldier after following behind:D

The rain was back now, off and on but the roads remained wet.

I had taken the decision to go with TKC's expecting to do a few lanes. They are surpisingly good in the dry and allowed plenty of fun.

In the wet they did require extra concentration whilst pressing on through sweepers and hairpins.

Overall we were evenly paced with rarely a big gap between the front runner and back marker.

I have to offer Nick some credit here on his airhead. With soft front forks, drum brake at the rear and single disc up front he did very well to keep up on those steep roads.

I think he is a better rider than he would have you believe. He did though look low down on the bike, while following he looked like an old boy reading a paper in an arm chair (or less politely on a toilet:D)

Graham started parking his bike on hills.

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It soon became time to look for a hotel for the night. We were getting less fussy now and stopped in this grim looking town.

There was a variety to the towns and villages we passed through. From rustic medieval villages where you'd see one lone impassive old man to villages straight out of a spaghetti western. Then there were these places that looked like cold war Russia.

One thing they all had in common was a lack of human life; you hardly saw anyone.

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Some went in search of life while others had a private Zumo moment..

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As the :tumbleweed

rolled through town the message came back there were no rooms for english.

Luckily Howard had rode off ahead and came back with news from a bar about a hotel 3 km out of town.

And what a strange hotel it turned out to be too
 

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We booked in to what was an empty hotel except for surprisingly a British biker.

It was too late to go else where for a drink so we settled into the bar.

The bar was run by a Spanish bloke and a melon smuggler.

Her english seemed none existant but she did appear to get the jist of the request mixed in a drinks order for a pistol whipping of her nipples across the face:beer:

The other chap was named Dennis and riding a Kawa sports bike.

we invited him to join us for dinner.
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Dennis kept us entertained by his tales of biking buddies lost including his mate who went mad on one trip and rode 2000miles back at below 30mph.

I was bemused as to what this was on the table

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Dennis suggested we try the local speciality cider and requested the barman pour it the traditional way.

Mostly on the floor:rolleyes:
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The night was a good laugh and we were well oiled by the early hours.


I left my mobile on the bar when we left for bed. I came straight back down the the bar had been locked and the lights were off. Not to worry I thought, we were the only guests.

I was awoken an hour or so later at about 3am by the lift whizzing and clattering up and down. All the buildings are made from solid stone and heavy wood so everything echos at night.

This lift right behind my room kept going non stop for over an hour accompainied by lots of doors opening and closing.

I started to wonder about my phone and where I'd get all the numbers back from if it went missing:blast

At 6am I'd had enough and came down to the carpark. Strangley it was full of big cars and 4x4's:confused:

Were they night workers from the local mineral mine?

I came down again at 7am and they had all gone again:eek

At 8am a landrover appeared and loaded lots of wooded crates in the back and left sharply. Never did work this one out and probably best not to have.

Anyway, I got the phone back along with a cup of Ta' and some toast. Other than having had little sleep all seemed normal again:D


It was time for more map reading and satnav fondling

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We said good bye to Dennis who left with luggage ressembling a hay bail.
Not sure how his sports bike handles:eek
 
day 8 - Sunday

Off we set again until around lunch time when Nicks belly radar picked up this place.

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In the back they were cooking this

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So after taking in the local atmosphere and some bike racing on the Tv we were seated

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John was clearly enjoying his choice of pudding:rolleyes:

and Graham looked concerned when we suggested using a map instead the Zumo:augie

The owner was an ex wall of death rider by the look of the photo's on the wall. He tried to get us to have two bottles of wine and shorts. We declind as we were riding but his sign language suggestion was for us to have a sleep after dinner:cool:

We had a distance to cover so moved on.
 

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Well Done

A great write-up Rob - been having a real belly laugh at some of your comments.

A good way to spend a wet bank holiday Sunday.

Can't wait for the final installment(s)

Cheers

Howard
 
A few more stops along the way and more great roads

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Howard looked purposeful with all those lights

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Whilst Graham checked out the fishing

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Our destination was back to Potes and a hotel we'd heard about.

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They had room for us so we unpacked for the last hotel of the trip
 

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We wandered down to a local restuarant where Howard had to give a lesson to the waitress on how to open wine. We couldn't work out where she was from.

We ordered fillet steak whilst John unwittingly ordered a large slice of Donkeys arse.

Our consumer king backed up by Howard sorted them out when they tried to charge us twice for the wine and then twice for the VAT.
 
Day 9 - Monday

It was our last day in Spain.

We joined for breakfast to be served with toast or actually fried bread.

John pointed out the waitress smelt of sardines - unknowing she spoke excellent english.

It was in fact the bread.


The weather was dry and we had a real blast on scalextric type roads. seriously good fun. You just don't get roads like that in the UK.

We pushed our luck but it was great.:thumb:cool::D

You do come across lots of these in the road though:eek:

And lots of dogs

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Pictures are a bit lacking from here on.

We made our way back to the ferry and loaded.

More beer followed and whilst we ordered Lamb in the boats restaurant John decided to play safe with Lasagne - not realising it was vegetarian; Well, more sliced carrot and pasta really:D

More drinking followed..
 
Day 10 Tuesday

It was morning now and the boat was close to home.

After some funny satnav instructions we re-grouped on the A38 and gave assistance to a young lady struggling to put oil in her newly acquired camper van. Always pleased to help...

Nick had headed off in another direction to see his sister and we gradually parted company leaving just myself and John doing the last stretch of the M5

We stopped for fuel and a last coffee.

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John insisted on paying and the bill brought home the joy of england. £9 for two drinks, a hard dry scone and a pre-packed muffin. Perhaps Spain had been better value than we thought!


Whilst getting back on the bikes we were approached by two German executives. They took a detailed interest in bits on my bike; they might have been from BMW?
 
Conclusion

Well, it was a great trip. We all got on well and I found everyone to be interesting and entertaining. I hope we can do another one in the future:thumb

It was good to see the real Spain and the mountain area's must have some of the best roads in the world.

The weather could certainly have been better but it was still excellent riding, an experience and a laugh.

Thanks for coming along guys.:clap
 
Thanks for the Ride Report Rob - it was an excellent and entertaining read and I'm seriously sorry that I missed the second half of the trip.

I'm definately up for any future trips. Great roads, great fun and great company.
 
Nice one Rob

Excellent ride report Rob.:thumb2

Its only just dawned on me. I thought you were just very slow on the bike & that was the reason we were always waiting for you.
Obviously you kept stopping to make notes for the report:augie:D

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Thanks

Thanks Rob for writing such a prompt ride report.

Indeed I look forward to another trip, camping in Wales for a weekend or a trip further afield, the company was great and I cant wait for the next one.

Nick
 
Good one Rob; especially after being all on your own last year.

I got more sleep then though:D

Last years trip was good but I'm not sure I'd do that part of Spain alone after meeting Dennis. He was communicating via a printed sheet of meals in colour and pointing:mmmm That would get a bit much after a week.

Other friends were unable to go in May and I couldn't go later as we are expecting another baby. After meeting so many other good folk on the last event I arranged I decided to try an open invite.

I've concluded the reality is if people are up for a trip, chances are they are going to be the right type of people to travel with:thumb

You can always get up early and leg it if not:augie
 


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