Deleted account rno
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I'll Get In First...
With the joke about the Sheriff asking, "Did the Swede turn up?"
With the joke about the Sheriff asking, "Did the Swede turn up?"
What a great story.
Here
We regularly have young scrotes phoning the office unable to make it to Kirkcaldy Shreriff Court and some of them live in Kirkcaldy!
I genuinely hope that this guy's efforts are rewarded with a job or free holiday. I doubt if his honesty or integrity can be questioned.
I am similarly impressed by the leniancy of the sheriffs office.........although I doubt I could pull the same trick - "I've come all the way from London" in my best mockney would probably not get the same result!
garfield
Registered user
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Turnip !
Turnip who?
Turnip for Court at nine or you're getting the jail...!
Who's there !
Turnip !
Turnip who?
Turnip for Court at nine or you're getting the jail...!
Deleted account rno
Guest
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Turnip !
Turnip who?
Turnip for Court at nine or you're getting the jail...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Garfield
We're a' oot...
garfield
Registered user
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Garfield
We're a' oot...
....you won't be laughing so much when I've emptied your fridge and drinks cabinet.....
