Safe trip....have a good one!

This is looking promising.1st fuck up…. Dropped (without realising) my phone at UK passport control - luckily security picked us for a search and I realised!!!
The lad tracked it on “find my phone” and we were able to get security to go find it / had dropped in the middle of the lane and was missed by all the cars

Been there, done that, left her ladyship in a Moroccan town after she dismounted so I could turn the bike round after a wrong turn. Didn't realise until I was 8 miles further down the road, fuck me that was 9 years ago and she still brings it up every now and then.next fuck up ? ... driving off minus pillion ?

Very sexy, lose 2 points for having socks on
Nice Camel Toe! That must be an extremely long bed if your feet are not hanging over the end?
Hampshire to Sedan mileage is sufficient for one day .In Sedan (look it up yourselves ) after leaving Hayling Island at 0700 with the lad / door to door it’s been 350 miles - my maximum has been 500 on prior trips - but two up with him 350 was too much - reckon for the rest of the week I’m going to do 200 a day max / broken up with some sight seeing etc / the odd longer lunch.
Tomorrow we head down the Meuse to Verdun - target bed tomorrow night Épinal then the Jura……