Look, your bank balance called. It said "please."
This is the jacket that makes you look like you spent the weekend hunting grouse on a Triumph Bonneville, when actually you spent it fixing the Wi-Fi and arguing about bin day. Waxed cotton armour for the modern warrior — waterproof enough to laugh in the face of British weather, stylish enough that people will assume you own land.
What you're getting:
• Full back protector, because gravel rash is not a fashion statement
• Tartan lining so premium it should have its own clan
• Enough brass poppers to set off every airport scanner in Europe
• A belt buckle that says "I am a serious person" even if you are, in fact, eating a pasty while reading this
Size 2xl
PM if you're interested
This is the jacket that makes you look like you spent the weekend hunting grouse on a Triumph Bonneville, when actually you spent it fixing the Wi-Fi and arguing about bin day. Waxed cotton armour for the modern warrior — waterproof enough to laugh in the face of British weather, stylish enough that people will assume you own land.
What you're getting:
• Full back protector, because gravel rash is not a fashion statement
• Tartan lining so premium it should have its own clan
• Enough brass poppers to set off every airport scanner in Europe
• A belt buckle that says "I am a serious person" even if you are, in fact, eating a pasty while reading this
Size 2xl
PM if you're interested
Last edited:
