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Christ.

I really wouldn't bother.

If you like being surrounded by brown polyester slacks wearing middle aged men with beards who sit there muttering into their 3%ABV homebrewed mild about BMW's inability to create a motorcycle that has no known faults - then this is a venue for you.

I'm sure that families will be welcome, as long as they have precocious children (and parents) who get upset if anyone laughs after 21:30hrs, and I reckon it will be expected that family groups isolate themselves on the campsite and then go home complaining that nobody talked to them and that the beardies kept them awake all night with endless ale farts.

Personally, I'll be saving the ferry fare and spending the money on something more entertaining like shoving a red hot poker up my own arse.

Bunch of dicks.
 
Christ.

I really wouldn't bother.

If you like being surrounded by brown polyester slacks wearing middle aged men with beards who sit there muttering into their 3%ABV homebrewed mild about BMW's inability to create a motorcycle that has no known faults - then this is a venue for you.

I'm sure that families will be welcome, as long as they have precocious children (and parents) who get upset if anyone laughs after 21:30hrs, and I reckon it will be expected that family groups isolate themselves on the campsite and then go home complaining that nobody talked to them and that the beardies kept them awake all night with endless ale farts.



Personally, I'll be saving the ferry fare and spending the money on something more entertaining like shoving a red hot poker up my own arse.

Bunch of dicks.

I just choked oan my irn bru there . :D
Aye , that just about sums these guys up .
Nae steemrollin tents , smeekin , or drinkin petrol based beveridges. They'll probably aw be tucked up in bed by 9pm in anticipation of the big ride out in the morning . :D:D
Have a good un lads . I'm sure nae fannies will turn up . :thumb. :beerjug:
 
Christ.

I really wouldn't bother.

If you like being surrounded by brown polyester slacks wearing middle aged men with beards who sit there muttering into their 3%ABV homebrewed mild about BMW's inability to create a motorcycle that has no known faults - then this is a venue for you.

I'm sure that families will be welcome, as long as they have precocious children (and parents) who get upset if anyone laughs after 21:30hrs, and I reckon it will be expected that family groups isolate themselves on the campsite and then go home complaining that nobody talked to them and that the beardies kept them awake all night with endless ale farts.

Personally, I'll be saving the ferry fare and spending the money on something more entertaining like shoving a red hot poker up my own arse.

Bunch of dicks.


Tee Hee!!!!!
 
Christ.

I really wouldn't bother.

If you like being surrounded by brown polyester slacks wearing middle aged men with beards who sit there muttering into their 3%ABV homebrewed mild about BMW's inability to create a motorcycle that has no known faults - then this is a venue for you.

I'm sure that families will be welcome, as long as they have precocious children (and parents) who get upset if anyone laughs after 21:30hrs, and I reckon it will be expected that family groups isolate themselves on the campsite and then go home complaining that nobody talked to them and that the beardies kept them awake all night with endless ale farts.

Personally, I'll be saving the ferry fare and spending the money on something more entertaining like shoving a red hot poker up my own arse.

Bunch of dicks.

You at home Monday or Tuesday? Otterwick? PM me
 
Weeeell.....the upside......nae midgies....

Downside.......baltic winds....3 fleeces and a motorcycle jaiket....wind wrecked Wattons new van.....huge disturbance in pub...many glasses broken....I went for a cruise(!) and saw a basking shark 20 feet away....great time had by all..
 
I'm going to start wearing a leather jacket, trainers and Whattons Harris tweed bunnet to bed at home. What a great kip.

Might have been the three pints of shandy mind you...:beer:

Top weekend. Pity about the weather but the pubs were warm and dry. I think the next one we have should be during the summer.
 
Weeeell.....the upside......nae midgies....

Downside.......baltic winds....3 fleeces and a motorcycle jaiket....wind wrecked Wattons new van.....huge disturbance in pub...many glasses broken....I went for a cruise(!) and saw a basking shark 20 feet away....great time had by all..

And I got a pie
 
Thanks for the coffee Saturday morning and chance to say hello.
See you all again sometime.


PS did I get the prize for shortest distance travelled???

Ian
 


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