Sorry to hear of your vibe woes.
It's such an individual thing vibies it seems.
For me it's the high frequency 4 cylinder stuff that got to me and made me hands go dead after a long ride, ditto modernish parallel twins and even the fabled, super smooth triples.
More modern Boxers have been a delight from that point of view to me at least, the duff duff duff at low revs is fine, mine at least have been smooth as butter in what I'd call the practical riding rev range although if you rag 'em (to no great speed advantage mind) they can be rougher and tingly but frankly who buys an oilhead boxer twin and revs it without mercy, what would be the point?
Apologies if it's been asked before but what bikes don't or haven't given you the problem? Given that sensitivities and underlying conditions, occasionally caused by many years of other occupational related activity, or just bike riding in general, can excacerbate any physical sensitivities.
Has anyone else had a go and pronounced it unusually vibey?
You appear to be extremely sensitive to this type of vibration for reasons so far unknown or have some mechanical issue(s).
Frankly, I think pissing around with the handle bars will do little, if any good.