Weaponised GSA

[Warlord]

This is a serious question.

In proper Los Santos style how would you folk deal with a bike jacking, or attempted theft of your bike during a solo rideout or while On-Tour.

Either while you are sat on it, or nearby while its stationary?

What's your strategy, passive or aggressive? Have you changed your opinion on this over the years and do you have a moral standing on this?

Are you weaponised? If so what is your solution and rules of engagement?

Would you do nothing and let them have it? After all it's only a lump of metal and you have families to go home to.

Whats your plan? Do you have a plan?

 

[JohnnyBoxer]

Fuck me, you do worry

Have you got anxiety problems?

First - corrosion

Second - all things related to bike theft

Are you sure a GS or bikes in general are really for you ?

 

[Georgeeboi]

Let them have it mate!

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[Nutty]

I'd get off, and let them take it. It's only a bike, and is insured.

 

[twizzle]

If I was threatened by somebody with acid or a knife that wanted my bike I would hand it over - claiming on the insurance is far less painful then recovering from acid burns and stab wounds.

 

[Wonkey donkey]

Head butt the fuckers while still wearing my Shoei

 

[twizzle]

Sorry, I meant to say that I carry a Japanese steel fencing sword in my waterproofs, upon stopping I would whip it out and give them both ( needs to be two) a 19th Century Bavarian fencing scar on their right cheek.

I would then take them captive - hold them with water only and 24 hour ABBA for two weeks, once their will is broken they would get Builders Foam shoved up their Arse, and a Chilli Paste knitting needle in their Japs Eye.

that will show them.....

 

[JohnnyBoxer]

I'd get off, and let them take it. It's only a bike, and is insured.

Correct answer

It's only metal

Has Warlord got a warped sense of reality?

Weaponised GS......my arse

 

[Warlord]

Fuck me, you do worry

Have you got anxiety problems?

First - corrosion

Second - all things related to bike theft

Are you sure a GS or bikes in general are really for you ?

Hey I like to keep up to speed with my plans and the current environment is changing fast. That way I don't have to make rash decisions in the heat of the moment.

It's good to discuss topical issues.

But yeah, I am a bi-polar paranoid schizophrenic psychopath on the Autistic and Aspergers spectrum. I thought everyone was welcome on here?

So fuck off JB before you piss me off

 

[polecat]

Sorry, I meant to say that I carry a Japanese steel fencing sword in my waterproofs, upon stopping I would whip it out and give them both ( needs to be two) a 19th Century Bavarian fencing scar on their right cheek.

I would then take them captive - hold them with water only and 24 hour ABBA for two weeks, once their will is broken they would get Builders Foam shoved up their Arse, and a Chilli Paste knitting needle in their Japs Eye.

that will show them.....

ABBA ?

 

[Warlord]

Haha you lot are just all pussies really arn't you

 

[Warlord]

Well unless I was overwhelmed with force, I'd fight for mine. Couldn't not do it.

 

[Nutty]

ABBA ?

Anything by the Cheeky Girls would be better torture.

 

[Deleted account 200417001]

I have a 'torch' in the tank bag, fairly extendable 'torch' but torch none the less/

 

[JohnnyBoxer]

Hey I like to keep up to speed with my plans and the current environment is changing fast. That way I don't have to make rash decisions in the heat of the moment.

It's good to discuss topical issues.

But yeah, I am a bi-polar paranoid schizophrenic psychopath on the Autistic and Aspergers spectrum. I thought everyone was welcome on here?

So fuck off JB before you piss me off

Seems I was right

You do have anxiety issues

 

[Warlord]

Seems I was right

You do have anxiety issues

Good for you.

So back on topic now JB has had his daily (nothing to do with motorcycles) rant and bullshit post count increase.

I'm asking because I know me, and I wouldn't necessarily fight for the bike, but I would physically fight for the injustice of the event itself.

I know that isn't reasonable but it's part to do with my upbringing I guess.

So what would you actually be prepared to do? ...not what your keyboard ego would like you to do.

Because at the moment, the bike thieves know you won't do anything, so they just walk up and take your bike off you !! - Fuck that !

Maybe I've got an old fashioned viewpoint as I actually OWN my bike outright, it's not on PCP or Finance - it's MINE. Maybe that makes a difference?

 

[Wapping]

I'd get off, and let them take it. It's only a bike, and is insured.

Not if the act of theft / destruction is through a terrorist act, which (post 9/11) is now excluded from most conventional Motor insurance policies. You would though be free to pursue a claim against HMG, for failing to keep you safe whilst sitting twiddling with your GPS device in Tesco's car park.

If the outrage occures outside of the UK, you'll have to seek compensation from the government of the country where the event happens and / or maybe by taking an action against the carrier (the ferry operator, for example) if your awesome steed is blown up whilst you are bobbing along over the salty seas.

As to the rest? Warlord, please be sure to film the outrage and your response. You'll need your rear facing camera, as to be sure you'll be running away.

 

[Warlord]

As to the rest? Warlord, please be sure to film the outrage and your response. You'll need your rear facing camera, as to be sure you'll be running away.

Well, if in the event, we shall see

So what's your view on this?

 

[Wapping]

So what's your view on this?

That, whilst you are pretty nifty and patient with onboard video cameras and data collection, you are (hopefully) a harmless nutter.

 

[Deleted account 200417001]

I would never just hand something over.

A firearm involved that I thought I was overwhelmed maybe different, but I would probably have a go. Even if I was harmed doing it.

Doing something and being harmed I could live with, doing nothing I couldn't.