No apologies if its been up before 
Sister Senga and Sister Helen, are traveling from Scotland through Europe
in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the
car and hisses through the windshield.
"Aw naw!" shouts Sister Senga. "Whit are we gonnae dae?"
"Turn the windae wipers oan. That will get rid of the abomination" says
Sister Helen.
Sister Senga switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and
continues hissing at the nuns.
"Whit ahm a' gonnae dae noo?" she shouts.
"Switch on the windae washirs. I filled it up with Holy Water at the
Vatican!" says Sister Helen.
Sister Senga turns on the windae washirs. Dracula screams as the water burns
his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
"It did'nae wurk, whit'll a dae?" shouts Sister Senga.
"Show him your cross!" says Sister Helen.
"Aye, that's whit tae dae." says Sister Senga. She opens the window and
shouts.......
"Get tae fcuk aff the fcukin' car ya wee vampire bastard!!!!"
Sister Senga and Sister Helen, are traveling from Scotland through Europe
in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the
car and hisses through the windshield.
"Aw naw!" shouts Sister Senga. "Whit are we gonnae dae?"
"Turn the windae wipers oan. That will get rid of the abomination" says
Sister Helen.
Sister Senga switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and
continues hissing at the nuns.
"Whit ahm a' gonnae dae noo?" she shouts.
"Switch on the windae washirs. I filled it up with Holy Water at the
Vatican!" says Sister Helen.
Sister Senga turns on the windae washirs. Dracula screams as the water burns
his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
"It did'nae wurk, whit'll a dae?" shouts Sister Senga.
"Show him your cross!" says Sister Helen.
"Aye, that's whit tae dae." says Sister Senga. She opens the window and
shouts.......
"Get tae fcuk aff the fcukin' car ya wee vampire bastard!!!!"
