What have I done?

tomodan

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Oh bloody hell, what have I done?

I was after a cheap commuter as I have a new contract and don't want to trash my 1100SS and an R1100GS came up at the right price in deepest darkest Cornwall

I did everything you shouldn't do (and I should know better!) and drove down, got there after dark & bought a very tired looking GS from a (nice) bloke in an industrial unit in the dark & rain!

The battery was goosed & the paralever bearings need adjusting of replacing, the front of the casings, bars & rear subframe have been hammerited and, whilst it has new pads all round, the brakes are spongy & crap. There are no ABS rings (but it is an ABS bike) and the tank (plastic) is bubbling

It is supposed to have had a recent clutch & gearbox re-build and the fact it has a black gearbox which looks much cleaner & newer than the rest of the bike suggests this may be true

Its showing 40K but the last MOT (in 2010) shows 118K! (checked online)

It was Cheap enough though and went OK on the 300 yd run up and down the industrial estate, all of the gears are there & it seemed smooth enough.

I then had that funny / horrible moment where my head was saying "its too far gone" while my heart was handing over the cash and tying the mutt to the trailer!

Once I got it home I had another look this morning in the cold light of day.....

Rear tyre is badly cracked and needs replacing, the rear preload adjuster came off in my hand , loads of the loom heatshrink has perished, there are a couple of suspect bullet connectors here & there and when I took the tank off to get the battery out I noticed there is a fiberglass repair on the underside of the tank (above where the ABS module sits) I don't yet know if this is leaking as there wasn't enough fuel in it to know!

My immediate plan is to sort the rear tyre, blead the brakes properly, give it a full service then chuck an MOT on it & see how it goes.

Its one saving grace is that the previous owner (who traded it in a while ago to the guy I got it off) had had it for 8 years and put loads of the mileage on it so (should) have looked after it mechanically at least?

If anyone has any old R1100GS bits lying in the back of the shed & wants to help out an impulsive fellow GSer please get in touch as I am sure any bits you have will be in better nick than the ones fastened to my new mutt!

I know it is a long shot but if anyone has an old dented tank that still holds fuel could you also get in touch as the only thing really worrying me is the fiberglass repair to the tank, dont want fuel dropping onto the hot engine if it lets go!

I will get some pics of the horror show up next weekend (I work away so I am not with the bike at the moment) and may do a bit of a "photo diary" for you all to laugh at as I try to salvage a half decent commuter from this pile of crap!

Why didn't I buy the 95K RT I saw which was in much better condition but just wasn't a GS!!!!!!!
 
How was it described, and where?
Sounds like you may have extremely good grounds for insisting on them taking it back, if you can find them again :blast
 
Hmm... It was an autotrader ad but to be honest I did go and look etc. and it was bought as seen.

The masochist in me is up for a challenge!
 
I did exactly the same thing with a mini a few years back:(

Stick it on e bay with an honest description and take the hit

Do not chuck a ton of money trying to sort it

It sounds like its a dog

It will all ways be................. a dog :(
 
I know what you mean, I did the same with my GS. Dark, long drive and needed transport.
Now I wish I bought the RSV Tuono which was for a little more money but in tip top condition. Now I have a GS with Electric faults, Buttons on the controls only working as and when it seems fit and a crunch in the gearbox, oil leak on right cylinder and its cosmetically challenged.

Unlike most other bikes I have owned, replacing parts either secondhand or new never seems to be too expensive, even the ly last RSV which I have a blown stator on, but GS parts even secondhand seems to be way high.
I bought a switch gear for my ZX9 about five years ago, secondhand as I cracked mine, cost me £25 delivered from a dealer. £75 for one on the GS!!! It's only some bloody buttons lol

But I rode the bike to work this morning, first time with no panniers and it's the first time it's put a smile on my face.
Once I get the kids birthdays out of the way then I will have to spend some money on the junker or sell the thing

Think if the bike rides ok, then a couple of quid spent on it to get it road worthly is worth it, if it's going to cost lots then I would put on ebay and cut my loses.

CHeers
Garv
 
It wasn`t you who phoned me about the Glacier Green RT I used to own that was on ebay recently was it:D

I didn't call but went to see the bike, looked OK but needed a couple of things and wasn't a GS so at the time I walked away. Hindsight is a wonderful thing! Having said all of that I thing the GS is rescue-able and as suggested I will get it road worthy, use it for a bit then decide on keeping it or not.

It sounds daft but I kind of want to see if I can get it useable for bugger all money & the. Have the satisfaction of knowing it owes me bugger all.

It transpires the previous owner was a BMW tech and fitted a new gearbox & clutch a couple of years ago. I am waitin on a call from him but if he still has the history etc it will be a bonus!
 
I didn't call but went to see the bike, looked OK but needed a couple of things and wasn't a GS so at the time I walked away. Hindsight is a wonderful thing! Having said all of that I thing the GS is rescue-able and as suggested I will get it road worthy, use it for a bit then decide on keeping it or not.

It sounds daft but I kind of want to see if I can get it useable for bugger all money & the. Have the satisfaction of knowing it owes me bugger all.

It transpires the previous owner was a BMW tech and fitted a new gearbox & clutch a couple of years ago. I am waitin on a call from him but if he still has the history etc it will be a bonus!

Just noticed you are in Swindon too, Maybe I should bring mine around and we can make one good between them lol
 
How about contacting BMW themselves see what they have for the bike...dealer who supplied it then any history etc. What did you pay? HPI checked? I feel for you with unscrupulous sellers just shows its not always shark bay. Good luck. I personally would be speaking to the vendor gently but quite firmly......ahem.
 


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