What'l I get the wife fer Xmas
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Get her a pair of slippers and a dildo.
That way, if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go and feck herself
Aye the auld yins are the best...
That way, if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go and feck herself
Aye the auld yins are the best...
...do you honestly expect a serious and practical response from the bunch of p*sstakers that inhabit this forum - you deluded man
The majority of us haven't got a clue what to buy our own other halves let alone someone elses 
- I suggest that you try the Heels on Wheels section if you want an empathetic and sensible reply 
The majority of us haven't got a clue what to buy our own other halves let alone someone elses - I suggest that you try the Heels on Wheels section if you want an empathetic and sensible reply ...do you honestly expect a serious and practical response from the bunch of p*sstakers that inhabit this forum - you deluded man
Surely given that I am deluded then these are the very people likely to come up with a half sensible suggestion I'll like, maybe in one of their more lucid moments
You never know, you just never know
And I dont mind a bit of p*ss taking, its mostly in fun
Raggi
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I'd get mine a divorce if i could afford one...
I'd like to suggest breast implants, at least you'll have something to enjoy!
Sounds great, but I would never get out of the bog and was really looking for something to give to the wife.
Raggi
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waistcoat jist tae keep her t*** warm
waistcoat jist tae keep her t*** warm
cunning fox
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STUBBS
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anything you need 
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anything you need
Yep - just got SWMBO one of those radio controlled helicopters from Maplins. She'll hate it!
Klanky
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An outboard motor.
I have one for sale.....well, two actually, just by coincidence
I have one for sale.....well, two actually, just by coincidence
An outboard motor.
I have one for sale.....well, two actually, just by coincidence
I came, I saw, I set up a stall.
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a take it that your missus disnae keep up wi the pish you post on here ronnieGet her a pair of slippers and a dildo.
That way, if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go and feck herself
Aye the auld yins are the best...
Tartan Terror
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Jeez outbound motor talk again!! I can't stand up 
wully
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Jeez outbound motor talk again!! I can't stand up
No talk- just a photo of my outboard motors.
No need to thank me.
No talk- just a photo of my outboard motors.
No need to thank me.
Are they from the 2009 Ann Summers catalogue...mine has been delayed by the postal strike???
An outboard motor.
I have one for sale.....well, two actually, just by coincidence
What horsepower?
roddy
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No talk- just a photo of my outboard motors.
No need to thank me.
Well,those are womens outboard motors.More like a feckin egg whisk if you ask me
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