What's in Monkeyjuice

[Uinneag]

Ma heid was minced yesterday

 

[robmack]

Ma heid was minced yesterday

Jist fur a chinge eh?

 

[Uinneag]

Jist fur a chinge eh?

Listen tae yoo


"Ah dinnae drink"

Ye took confession fur 3 oors on Friday night

Dealt oot ah dinnae ken how many Hail Mary's

 

[brassmonkey001]

Oh, of course it can only be the monkeyjuice that's to blame.
I see.

 

[Uinneag]

Oh, of course it can only be the monkeyjuice that's to blame.
I see.

Miller, Jager, slippery nipples and drams I was fine with before I had that stuff

.

 

[jez]

You soft Scottish type can't handle a wee dram.
ps I do know what's in it but Monkeyman may have to kill both of us if I tell you

 

[freeloader]

You soft Scottish type can't handle a wee dram.
ps I do know what's in it but Monkeyman may have to kill both of us if I tell you

I'm done for then, cos he told me...

 

[Mr K]

It's a fruit based beverage ya poofs..

 

[Uinneag]

Pear halves and nitromors




.

 

[freeloader]

Pear halves and nitromors




.

I thought that was what Indecisive brought except I don't think that had pear halves in it...

 

[brassmonkey001]

Pear halves and nitromors




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No, that was Neils contribution. Nitromors mixed with barbecue sauce. How that bottle didn't disintegrate I'll never know.

Who brought the Honey stuff?

 

[STUBBS]

the bottle he gave me went down well mind you it hurt my head the following day

 

[brassmonkey001]

the bottle he gave me went down well mind you it hurt my head the following day

You weren't supposed to drink the whole lot yourself in one go!

 

[STUBBS]

You weren't supposed to drink the whole lot yourself in one go!

its so nice straight from the fridge into a glass from the freezer

 

[brassmonkey001]

its so nice straight from the fridge

Better from the freezer and poured over ice.

 

[STUBBS]

Better from the freezer and poured over ice.

i ll have to try that with the next one