Where do you stand on your own two feet?

I once sent a kitchen porter to the chip shop next door for a

long stand

and a mince hook.
 
we can't afford a butler, so I've outsourced all my non essential services it to India.
 
Well, whenever I'm stood on my own two feet, I'm usually above them, they're right underneath me ... I think .... I hope :eek:

:beerjug:
 


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