Where was I today?

[garfield]

sorry boss , .....................

and while were fucking at it .... theres only one Hank in lanarkshire , and he's my alter ego !!!!!

Now Hank seems to be quite a sophisticated sort of chap.....are you sure....


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[cunning fox]

are you sure it doesny just rhyme wi Hank

 

[kirky1298]

ok , ok , i win , it's my turn .....


where the fuck did i bin it on saturday ???????

and where did the one and only Hank have a pint on saturday night ???

 

[kirky1298]

are you sure it doesny just rhyme wi Hank

now now sir , we all know that i'm a wank but i aint no fanny

 

[kirky1298]

I'm sure if you'd knocked at the door they'd've told you

he probably did ,,,,,, a wisny fuckin in !!!!

 

[kirky1298]

thing is , i'm not 100% sure of my answer here , but the lanarkshire thing reinforces it , if you look really hard you'll find my name carved into the dungeon wall i was 10 at the time and it took me 2 hours to cycle there on my bmx

 

[Mr K]

ok , ok , i win , it's my turn .....


where the fuck did i bin it on saturday ???????

and where did the one and only Hank have a pint on saturday night ???

Best set of photies for a while.

 

[kirky1298]

Best set of photies for a while.

i like # 1 best , fritz mk2 looks so sad lying there awaiting help

 

[cunning fox]

i like # 1 best , fritz mk2 looks so sad lying there awaiting help

do i get a prize for gettin the track, crapped outy it masel, ma bike was 2 weeks old, the guys who did go drapped theirs

 

[garfield]

do i get a prize for gettin the track, crapped outy it masel, ma bike was 2 weeks old, the guys who did go drapped theirs

that looks like a fine hill to charge up....

 

[kirky1298]

do i get a prize for gettin the track, crapped outy it masel, ma bike was 2 weeks old, the guys who did go drapped theirs

c'mon then Andy , where was i ????

 

[kirky1298]

that looks like a fine hill to charge up....

tell u wot garfield , it's fuckin steeper and bumpier than it looks

 

[garfield]

tell u wot garfield , it's fuckin steeper and bumpier than it looks

I've had worse.....

 

[kirky1298]

I've had worse.....

i'll bet my bottom dollar that you have me old son !!!!
when you going stateside anyhoo ??? cant b long now

 

[hank]

Aye yer rght Kirky its Tillietudlem, but you dont get a prize cause it took ye till page 2 to get it and ah gave you a clue. The Clyde Valley was full of Christians on the Sunday slow race from church to garden centre, so I took a wee detour up the hill. There are a couple of nice hairpin bends on the way up that wee road.

 

[hank]

ok , ok , i win , it's my turn .....


where the fuck did i bin it on saturday ???????

and where did the one and only Hank have a pint on saturday night ???

1. On yer erse.

2. On his heed

 

[garfield]

i'll bet my bottom dollar that you have me old son !!!!
when you going stateside anyhoo ??? cant b long now

4 weeks.....

 

[cunning fox]

on the track up to the masts at the top of the bealach na ba perchance, i want my prize

 

[Borderline]

I went up there on my old/heavy Tiger 900 with road tyres - easy(ish) going up, but couldn't turn around, so had to go all the way to the top. Coming down was another matter - didn't come off, but luck rather than judgement, and VERY slowly.
I stayed up there for ages pretending to take in the views - actually wondering how the fuck I was going to get down - 54 years going on 14.