Whit a day

[robmack]

Managed tae steal some time the day and decided tae take ma auld R80/7 fur an MOT.
Met up way ma mate who was also goin fur a mot.
Headin oot ow Portree traffic was stopped at the junction maybe dooin aboot 10 mph honestly.
Touched the back brake and the erse spun oot and doon ah went bollox.
Bike was a bit battered but nothing serious.
Road was fekin covered with diesel as usual from the school buses,fekin ridiculous.
Anyway headed oot ow Portree after straightening the front mudgaurd bracket.
Got as far as Plockton when some geriatric prik pulls oot in front of me
Yep doon again.
By this time ah've decided that ah dont want tae be a jiner any mair and am thinkin ow takin up stunt ridin
Finally get the the MOT station and fek me diz it no pass
Headin home on the long straight at Ashaig just before Broadford doin aboot 70 some fukwit pulls oot and overtakes coming straight fur me, ah was absolutely sure there was a fekin bullet way ma name oan it the day.
Ah've never been so glad tae get hame

 

[Packer]

Word must have got out that you helped organise the Skye Soiree

 

[Raggitash]

ah was absolutely sure there was a fekin bullet way ma name oan it the day.
Ah've never been so glad tae get hame

Ever seen Final Destination?

 

[cunning fox]

angels on yer shooders Rab onyack

 

[Uinneag]

On scene at the first wan


Nae feckin camera


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[Thunder]

You'll be selling that bike now, it's been cursed I tell ya!

Glad your still in one piece though

 

[Deleted account rno]

Is the road a' right?

I hae visions o' you fa'in ontae the hard shoulder sayin; "Yer no' sae fuckin hard noo ya cunt"

A day like the day and nae injuries? Yer no' Father Ted, yer John Wayne Big Man

 

[Hebby]

It's a yer ain fault ye big fud

 

[(RIP) Nakambale]

it's been cursed I tell ya!

A bit of exorcism shouldn't be a problem for a man of the cloth

Likewise, glad you're alright though

 

[Thunder]

A bit of exorcism shouldn't be a problem for a man of the cloth

Likewise, glad you're alright though

Aye but you'd need an old priest and a young priest for a decent exorcism so he's half way there.

 

[(RIP) Nakambale]

Aye but you'd need an old priest and a young priest for a decent exorcism so he's half way there.

Maybe we can summon up Tom with his vibrator to assist

 

[Deleted account 211025001]

Maybe we can summon up Tom with his vibrator to assist

Feck, I'd forgotten about that (how could I!)



Andres

PS Glad ya lived to tell the tale Robmack

Andres

 

[wully]

You want tae get rid of that bike....

Glad yer aw rite 'n that

 

[skinnersscotch]

Keep the bike, if it can survive that and pass an MOT it's a bit special. You? Well not so sure about special there...

 

[Deleted account rno]

You? Well not so sure about special there...

Oh ya fecker, I'm considering bootin' sumdy aff the Looney Weekend List noo just soz I can see you usin' yer "holds" to fend aff a Cumbie Young Team mental case



Rab kens a' different holds and combat techniques. This is how he deals wi' the "Twa Straight Fingers Tae The Een" move...

 

[Deleted account 220427002]

lucky... down 3 times in the one round and your out

 

[garfield]

Ah've never been so glad tae get hame

you'll be getting lots of linament rubbed into your sore bits tonight then.....