Grinding you down eh?. Well, you see Mr fatal, I started this thread in the Scotland section of this forum, thinking foolishly that it would be mostly Scottish members, or others with an interest in matters pertaining to Scotland.
I did not intend it to be read by non-residents, and because as you know, a yes vote would relieve England of its troublesome, expensive to maintain rainy wasteland, I thought we could just get on with our infighting amongst ourselves. A bit like crossing the street to avoid the idiots.
Sadly not though. Rather than snigger quietly at our silliness, and ignoring us, you choose to join-in! The council estate which is tacked onto the top of your green and pleasant land is knocking itself down for christs sake .... and you are protesting!
You are missing the ADVANTAGES you can have. Imagine being able to scroll down the list of countries when you are booking something on line, and instead of going right to the bottom until you find two pathetic letters 'UK', you can be listed near the top under El Salvador ... 'ENGLAND'. We, would still be down the list near the bottom under Saudi Arabia.
When some greasy foreigner asks are you from? ... The UK? You can now drop the 'the'. Who wants a 'the' prefixing their country? You can now say "I'm from England"
Think of the economic advantages for your poor northern towns. When we have to increase taxes on everything, we will be crossing the border in our droves to by cheaper fags and petrol, paying taxes into your exchequer! "Why-aye, them jocks cleared me shop oot o all me tabs, ahm loaded me"
You can have your cross of St George flying proudly. YOUR flag! Sing out Jerusalem at the top of your voices without bothering about offending anyone. Sing out There'll Always be an England ... and England will be free, with gusto and pride.
Your country will flourish without the drain of us. There will be bluer skies over the white cliffs of Dover, Morris dancing round every corner. Fantastic new submarines in your harbours.
Go for it lads. Dont let us grind you down Mr fatal. Your better than that. You are English. You have paid for us for too long.
You could even have a real Border!! Every country should have a border. You have never had a border for years ... just a beach. I heard a German saying to his pal .. " Ha Ha, zay do not even haf ein border, ve haf nine, poor englanders, zay chust haf beachez unt cliffs".
You could build a state of the art border, with big gates and guards and things.
Think of it. BBC News headlines.
English border guards captured 6 smelly Scottish asylum seekers hiding in the back of a truck today. "we were only looking for a better life in your country", said a bedraggled ginger man, still dressed in the compulsory kilt. "Alex Salmond has re-opened the pits and we have never seen daylight for months."
Immediately recognised as Scots as they had no noses, having cut them off to spite their faces, they were sent back over the border with a boot up the arse after being interrogated.
You only have a few weeks to convince us to vote yes. Dont waste the time.