Basil "Banger Bottler"
Only those present at the cafe in Hawes will ever know how Basil came by his soubrique , honest Basil , your secret is safe with me , honest !
Well , Hazel might just manage to drag the aweful truth out of me tonight at The Hopper Lane , but apart from her , your secret is safe ............... well , the is always Lisa , she might have to be told ............
Thanks for an excellent weekend and not leaving my bones to bleach up on the tops . Next time we must try to actually get off road , eh McSharry ?
Chris , a pleasure to meet you and thanks for the "try" of your new bike - hope I didn't damage the bearings too much - I'll have to return to the cabbage soup diet soon .
But we now know what every gated ride needs , a patented , carry with you , fully portable , self fuelling gate opener - take a bow McS. As ever a gentleman and star .
See you all tonight .
All the best ,
James