You know you are not going out on yir bike when….

[G.C.]

1 You cant get the garage door open because of the snow.

 

[Room 101]

 

[forry]

+1

 

[POG]

2) She's hidden the garage keys, gone out without telling you where they're hidden, and got the hump cause you were drunk last night

Oh well, back to the fridge

 

[G.C.]

Some folk, I just dont know.
Here you are then, a close up....

From a bit further back

 

[Decster]

thats the snow outside ed holden's garage

 

[Uinneag]

Better get the feckin stuff swept up by monday

 

[Booth]

3) your battery is dead & you lent your charger to a buddy across town a couple of weeks ago

 

[wully]

We had a carpet of snow this morning, now it's feckin peeing it doon with sleety rain.

WTF happened to global warming

It's freezing.

Again.

 

[Tartan Terror]

Bonny view from my window this morning.

 

[Tartan Terror]

 

[Blackal]

Bonny view from my window this morning.

Yer no standin' at the sink, daein' the dishes there, are ye ?

Al

 

[Andy Davies]

Bonny view from my window this morning.

So you'd be working for Talisman then?

 

[G.C.]

Better get the feckin stuff swept up by monday

Its all gone made a snowman with the kids yesterday morning, got up today and all thats left is its bunnet and a carrot laying on the ground. The girls were a tad upset

Pog, get yir keys back yet

4/ The rugby starts at 2:30 and you want to go and watch it with a and you need to earn some brownie points. Thats when you know you are not going out on yir bike again today.
If I leave now, do you think I could make it to Murrayfield in time ?
Anyone want to look after some 10 year olds for a few hours

 

[POG]

Pog, get yir keys back yet

4/ The rugby starts at 2:30 and you want to go and watch it with a and you need to earn some brownie points.

Yeah, got the keys back and I'll be hiding them somewhere safe

And... done 3 loads of washing and all the washing up. Cooked tea and dinner for the last three days. Loads of brownie points I hope, so it's the rugby and a few

Come On Scotland !!

 

[Tartan Terror]

So you'd be working for Talisman then?

No the Taliban don't own that auld thing it belongs to some fly by night cowboys called Ithica. They do however have a sense of humour as the wells we drilled were named, Basil, Polly & Manuel

 

[Deleted account rno]

They do however have a sense of humour as the wells we drilled were named, Basil, Polly & Manuel

I remember drilling a Polly too (and she wasn't a parrot )

She'd seen a cockatoo mind you

 

[Uinneag]

Poofs

 

[Deleted account rno]

Poofs

Zat you on yer way hame yesterday or when you were headin' sooth?