With our billeting secured for the night we had a quick doby and hit the saloon again.
Several beers later and a rack of ribs that wouldn`t look out of place in a Flintstones cartoon and we started doing shots of Jack Daniels.
I introduced the chaps to a drinking game called fuzzy duck (happy to teach any of you that fancy it
) and after an hour we all had legs like a new born foal.
A local couple joined in called Faith and John ( I think it was John) and things started to get very out of hand on the drinking side.
By 1am it was just me and the couple left.
The saloon kicked us out ( some cheek as I was staying there
). My new friends said that Deadwood would just be warming up and could be a lot of fun.
At this stage I new it was time for bed but I already had the booze fever
Deadwood at 1am was buzzing. Loads of bars and people dancing on tables throwing bottles of liquor about,,,,great fun.
At 0230 John went outside to throw up and my spider sense told me the evening was coming to an end.
Not knowing if I could get back into the saloon I accepted John`s vomit riddled offer of a night on their couch.
They lived just up the road ( again, a very poor description of the real distance). After 30 miles in a cab we arrive at a charming trailer park near a railroad junction. Very quaint it was
The taxi driver asked for his $53 dollars and thats where it all went wrong.
I didnt think it was to expensive as it was the early hours of the morning and we had come 30 miles.
Faiths initial response was to ask the chap not too "piss up her back and tell her its raining".
After five minutes of wrangling I agreed to pay the fair. John went mad and said it was very disrespectful of me to offer and to stay out of it.
Another 5 minutes passed and 2 local Deadwood Sheriffs cars turned up with a cop in each. The cab driver had called them.
John had past out on his doorstep and Faith decided to start poking her finger in the cops chest and went on about how it was a big conspiracy and evryone was out to get her.
The cop had his hand on his pistol now and was asking Faith to calm down but she continued poking him in the chest.
Seeing things getting very out of hand now and being on my chinstrap through tiredness I decided to "help".
I walked towards Faith with my hands up planning on putting them on her shoulders and telling her to chill out. The cop misinterpreted this as an assault on himself and pulled out his Glock 17 and pointed it at my chest shouting at me to stand down. His buddy came over, grabbed hold of me and forced me into the back of his police car. How exciting I thought
Ten minutes later the cop started chatting to me and said he was a national guardsmen ( same as our T.A.) and he had served in Iraq. I saw this as my opportunity to escape a night in a cell and pounced.
Asking him where he had served specifically he said just outside Ramadi. A place I know quite well thank god. Another few minutes telling each other war stories and we where best buddies.
His partner drove off with my new friends to take them to an ATM machine to get some cash for the taxi driver.
15 minutes later they returned and all seemed ok,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, They then went into their trailer and I was asked by bad cop why I had attacked him.
When I explained I was trying to diffuse the situation he calmed down and said I could go.
Being free to go was somewhat tarnished by being stood in a trailer park at nearly 4 am and not having a clue where I was.
Nice cop sympathised with me and kindly gave me a lift back to Deadwood.
A mile walk and I was back at the saloon which thankfully wasn`t locked.
I dropped onto the couch and drifted off to sleep still thinking of what an interesting night it had been.....
Mileage:2636
Start: Live and let die, Wings
Finish: These boots are made for walking, Nancy Sinatra.