I would add my thanks to Mickey for another great Dent event. Roll on next year
Bob likes to tease his fan club with flash of leg
Depressing news has reached me concerning the above event.
My informant described it as 'very quiet'.
He went on to describe returning to the site after his chosen hostelry had closed to find a campsite of the dead. Not a flicker of joy or hilarity; no lights; no banter; no fart contest; no whisky sampling, nothing. What is wrong with you people?
He further described going to one mobile excrescence to check on the well being of the occupant; a previously active participant, wont to alcoholic excess in the true spirit of the event: was the occupant comatose with drink or drugs? Was he engaged with a team of fillies? No.
He was watching fucking telly!!
If no explanation is forthcoming I shall be forced to name this hapless and worthless individual.
You lot need to buck your ideas up.
I miss one year and the whole thing is gone in shite.
But it was 3am when your informant returned
Ah, Stolzy was involvedFek, blame the collaborate foofa on a mildly intoxicated ( Prosecco fuelled ) witness advice..