Never there when you need it:-
I found my horn was a bit of a devil to play
So artfully wound
To give you a sound, a beautiful sound, so rich and round
Oh, the hours I had to spend
Before I mastered it in the end
But that was yesterday
And just today I looked in the usual place
There was the thumb but the horn itself was missing
Oh were can it have gone?
Haven't you, Hasn't anyone seen my Horn?
Oh were can it have gone?
What a blow
Now I know
I'm unable to play my Allegro.
Who swiped that horn?
I'll bet you a quid
Somebody did
For early today to my utter dismay
It had vanished away like the dew in the morn.
I've lost that horn, I know I was using it yesterday
I've lost that horn,
I've lost that horn,
Found that horn gone
There's not much hope in getting it back though I'm willing to pay a reward
I know some hearty folk whose party jokes'
Pretending to hunt with the Quorn.
Gone away - Gone away
Was it one of them took it away?
Will you kindly return that horn
Where is the devil who pinched my horn?
I shall tell the police
cadenza)
I miss it's music more and more and more
Without that horn I'm feeling sad and so forlorn
But early today to my utter dismay
It had totally vanished away
I practiced the horn and I wanted to play it but somebody took it away
I practiced the horn and was longing to play it but somebody took it away
My neighbour's asleep in his bed
I'll soon make him wish he was dead
PS I missed a bit out, apologies to Michael and Donald