£26,240

[Warlord]

Just messing around on the BMW configurator, adding some stuff from the check boxes...

Fully kitted out : £ 26,240

 

[Warlord]

That's actually still £1000 more than I paid for my brand new 2017 R1200GSA Triple Black AND my brand new 2017 Honda Africa Twin DCT put together

Oh my life....

 

[Nutty]

“Some stuff”? What on earth did you add, to get to £26k?

 

[Slipperyeel]

“Some stuff”? What on earth did you add, to get to £26k?

Wheels, tyres and a seat

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[bisbee]

Fully kitted out : £ 26,240 Try getting an insurance quote for a giggle

 

[Bounce]

Does that include 'extra special' paint...

 

[Deleted account 191119001]

Any petrol included.

 

[Arsey]

Does that include 'extra special' paint...

What, that stays on for longer than 6 weeks ?

 

[Warlord]

“Some stuff”? What on earth did you add, to get to £26k?

It was things like..

- HP Billet Pack & Alloy Tank Panel
- Tinted Windscreen
- Akrapovic Exhaust System
- SOS System
- BMW Alarm
- Black Pannier Kit and Top Box

Black painted bits and bobs elsewhere, but that lot was expensive.

 

[Warlord]

Any petrol included.

I doubt it, probably just enough to start the Shift-cam destruction count down

 

[Warlord]

Actually, it could've been more expensive than that, but I missed some bits out as being frivolous

 

[Deleted account 191119001]

Actually, it could've been more expensive than that, but I missed some bits out as being frivolous

Ask Del he will surely know what you missed.

 

[Mr Derek]

It includes industrial quantities of ACF50 and a spoke tightener

 

[theop]

Just messing around on the BMW configurator, adding some stuff from the check boxes...

Fully kitted out : £ 26,240

Thats nothing. For whoever opted to Brexit.... wait and see the 40k bike coming soon.

 

[Tarka]

It was things like..

- HP Billet Pack & Alloy Tank Panel
- Tinted Windscreen
- Akrapovic Exhaust System
- SOS System
- BMW Alarm
- Black Pannier Kit and Top Box

Black painted bits and bobs elsewhere, but that lot was expensive.

What, no tuning package?

Fucking thing would be overpriced at half of that price.

 

[Warlord]

All the aftermarket accessories would be about £4000 on top of all that lot

- Klim/Rukka twat suit and new helmet
- Optimate charger
- New preference set of tyres
- Hex Ezcan
- Roadlok
- Screen brace
- Screen Deflector
- Tank protection stickers
- Side stand enlarger
- Mudsling, fender extender, frame covers
- Fancy footpegs
- NAV VI Device
- Pragmasis ground anchor and chain
- Insurance Excess Insurance
- GAP Insurance
- Tracker Subscription

 

[Warlord]

Oh.... and as the R1250 engines are still under BETA Test

- Life Insurance

 

[Arsey]

Oh.... and as the R1250 engines are still under BETA Test

- Life Insurance

That’s pays out to a journalist’s widow if the best bike in the world happens to kill you.......

 

[Warlord]

That’s pays out to a journalist’s widow if the best bike in the world happens to kill you.......

Yep...... and after paying £26,240 plus £4,000 aftermarket kit..... for a Beta Test bike, you'll have the pleasure of :-

- TFT Warning Messages : Engine Fault, return to dealer

- Spokes : Ting, Ting, Clunk : return to dealer

- Tinitus : 130db pitch throttle body whine : return to dealer

- Engine Replacement Tapety Death Rattle : return to dealer

- Leaky Brakes : Nuts whole Hayes are nuts.. Ooo. return to dealer.

- Rubber split : rusty shaft curse, return to dealer

 

[twizzle]

But you can’t get there because you’ve run out of fuel and the cap won’t open...