Cracking day on Skye today, so i went fur a wee blast oan the Urinal
Whit a laugh this thing is, adjusted the carbs before ah left and the thing was runnin sweet.
Doddled in tae Portree tae the In-laws, who pished themselves laughin
On leaving their driveway one of the exhaust's fell off
Two miles up the road the bugger stopped dead and would it start?
No chance, a few teething troubles Grommit
Toed it home and put it in the corner
Keep yer eye on the for sale section

Whit a laugh this thing is, adjusted the carbs before ah left and the thing was runnin sweet.
Doddled in tae Portree tae the In-laws, who pished themselves laughin

On leaving their driveway one of the exhaust's fell off

Two miles up the road the bugger stopped dead and would it start?
No chance, a few teething troubles Grommit
Toed it home and put it in the corner
Keep yer eye on the for sale section


or should we awe ride 12 hunners like you?

My mate bought a brand new one some years back and road it down to North Africa. It blew up in Marseilles so back to the importers went the engine (in a hired Renault 5) and the put another engine in. That engine blew up in Niger so they took it out to have a look and it was stolen from outside their tent in the night