A funny thing happened on the way to the airport:

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Hi,

A funny thing happened on the way to the airport:

Monday 0400: Jackie dropped me at Donnybrook, and soon one man came along and we were both waiting for the Aircoach.

Shortly, a taxi stopped and offered to take us to the airport for the bus-fare. I declined, the other guy took the offer.

Soon enough, a bus came and we were on our way. Smooth progress and before long we were in O'Connell St. where about 10 passengers were waiting.

There was a taxi stopped at the kerb, and there was a Garda car stopped in front of the taxi. There were 3 Guards involved, and they were asking the taxi driver why he had stopped at the bus stop. It seems he had been doing the same trick, trying to get passengers. Anyhow, the taxi driver was protesting loudly and claimed he had been flagged down. However, no one would support his claim.

I should mention that the 3 Guards had a non-national look about them, and one seemed to have a Polish accent. He was no more than 5'6", and another Guard had glasses, something never seen before! All three were very neat and tidy looking.

The short Guard began to write a ticket for the Taxi driver, who then then said loudly "It's not your effin' city" to the presumably Polish Guard.

The bigger Guard then went up real close and cautioned the Taxi driver, who still would not shut-up. In about 1 minute, he was handcuffed and sitting in the back of the Garda car. They locked up his taxi and then the bus moved off.

Quite entertaining and really impressive to see how the Guards handled the matter. There was no raised voice or any sign of anything except quiet efficient confidence.

I only imagine the Taxi driver hoped for some sort of sympathy vote from the passengers, but he was disappointed. I felt he got his desserts.

!!
 
about time

Reminds me of an incident when my wife and I were returning to Dublin and needed a taxi home, standing in line it came our turn and the taxi driver refused our fair as he felt our two suitcases and two bits of hand luggage were just too much for the size of his vehicle perhaps he thought it was a mini taxi, however the next taxi was driven by a foreign chap who was helpful and polite and did a grand job,Times are changing
 
I should mention that the 3 Guards had a non-national look about them,

Someone in store street has a sence of humour sending 3 faarrrign cops out on patrol together.

There's the beginning of a good joke there somewhere.:aidan
 
the best way to see the Dublin mountains is to get a taxi from the airport to city centre JJH
 
Several years ago a B&B owner in Naas called a taxi to the rugby club for myself and a Yorkshire man. The Yorkshire man sat in front with the driver and did all the talking. Taxi man presumed we were both from England and proceeded on a trip that took us to Blessington and back to the rugby club. Taxi man covered about 20 miles for a trip that was less than 1.5 miles. When we arrived at the rugby club I spoke to him..........he was visibly shocked to discover that I was Irish and knew the area like the back of my hand.

Needless to say.....................we got a free taxi ride :clap
The Yorkshire man got a good laugh from the fact I said nothing till the end of the taxi ride :D
 
Several years ago a B&B owner in Naas called a taxi to the rugby club for myself and a Yorkshire man. The Yorkshire man sat in front with the driver and did all the talking. Taxi man presumed we were both from England and proceeded on a trip that took us to Blessington and back to the rugby club. Taxi man covered about 20 miles for a trip that was less than 1.5 miles. When we arrived at the rugby club I spoke to him..........he was visibly shocked to discover that I was Irish and knew the area like the back of my hand.

Needless to say.....................we got a free taxi ride :clap
The Yorkshire man got a good laugh from the fact I said nothing till the end of the taxi ride :D

:clap:clap Feckin Excellent :clap:clap
 


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