A gift to increase the readership in here

[Dahoum]

 

[Uinneag]

Tell that tae aw the Hamiltons up here

 

[boatman]

aye but scots isnae a dialect of modern english its a sepaprate langauge used by the people of SCOT LAND (thats where the native scots live) well some o them nooo that disnae mean that we cannot speak the queens english when required for business purposes etc . but in ethnicalllllllly diverse uk, lae uz tae wur wee differences . a recon wull a be a wee a bit the better fur it. onyack

 

[wully]

Izzit printed oan nice saft paper?

Ah'v goat a use in mind fur it jist shortly.

 

[boatman]

Izzit printed oan nice saft paper?

Ah'v goat a use in mind fur it jist shortly.

aye wully bit yee need tae be a wee bit carefull o whit kin o crap ye pit doon yer auld septic tank

 

[garfield]

Tell that tae aw the Hamiltons up here

....so bad........