Ravenbyrne
Registered user
Charles Haughey, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.
The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.
When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million Euros,
so Putin writes him a cheque.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.
When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million pounds,
so she writes him a cheque.
Finally Charles Haughey gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.
When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost
is 5.00 Euros.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil
why Haughey got to call Ireland so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies:
"Since Cowen took over,
the country has gone to hell,
so it's only a local call....
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.
The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.
When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million Euros,
so Putin writes him a cheque.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.
When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million pounds,
so she writes him a cheque.
Finally Charles Haughey gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.
When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost
is 5.00 Euros.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil
why Haughey got to call Ireland so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies:
"Since Cowen took over,
the country has gone to hell,
so it's only a local call....
