BOIRCHE
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Paddy & Mick are called to the morgue by the coroner to identify the badly burnt body of their best mate Sheamus
......Paddy first stepped forward turned the body over looked at the bum & announced "Nah! thats not him!".
Micks turn next & he proceeds to do the same also looking at the corpses bum and exclaiming "Nope thats definitely not him!".
Taken aback the coroner asks "how can you come to that conclusion when i have DNA evidence that proves otherwise?".
Mick speaks up and say's..."Well Sir its like this, when the three of us used to go down the town drinkin on a Saturday nite,people used to say...Here comes Sheamus with the two Arseholes!!".......
......Paddy first stepped forward turned the body over looked at the bum & announced "Nah! thats not him!".
Micks turn next & he proceeds to do the same also looking at the corpses bum and exclaiming "Nope thats definitely not him!".
Taken aback the coroner asks "how can you come to that conclusion when i have DNA evidence that proves otherwise?".
Mick speaks up and say's..."Well Sir its like this, when the three of us used to go down the town drinkin on a Saturday nite,people used to say...Here comes Sheamus with the two Arseholes!!".......
