Advice pleeeese!!

So, does that mean you're on for Le Hog ?...I was going to say "Good, because we're short of a gimp on this trip"...then I looked around the list of attendees...and realised that I was wrong..we have more than enough talent in that department…what we are really short of is a talented musician………
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Am a lot better than I was a year ago... yes I know that's not saying much. :D

Would love to attend Le Hog as medical cover if there is a space available...:nenau

By medical cover I mean attendees who would need end of life care or help with emptying their colostomy or catheter bags. Am sure you could think of a couple of participants... ;)
 
Thanks for the invite but think I will be washing my hair or something…:P

Try Bez I think he likes taking long lonely walks in empty woodland with strange men and he also has a lone wolf fetish.

Everyone’s a winner!
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I wouldn't walk into the woods with that fucker either! :D

So you went to Guildford HD and didn't pop in! You don't call, you don't write! I could have helped you remove the top box. We could have had a sacrificial burning ceremony type thing.
 
I'm in the lounge at Heathrow waiting to board
 
Enjoy yer trip Melch, hope the plane does not crash......Are you on with that Malaysian lot?

Cheers Att. I'm flying with Emirates...what's the worst that could happen! :augie
 
Emirates? I used to use them all the time for my LNG haul stuff...but since THAT incident.....never again..... Are you on the 380? Make sure you ask if the one they're using is one of the ones that have had the wing spar repair work done yet...or not.....
 
I'm in the lounge at Heathrow waiting to board

Have a great trip Melchy.... Don't forget, keep in touch...umm... Just noticed in the lounge you say... Business class?

Or are you sitting in the back
 
Lovely airline, or they used to be.
Particularly liked the deep menacing accent the crew use.

I'm wearing flippers and a snorkel just in case. I hear one "Ally akbar" and I'm fucking off and swimming for it.
 
Have a great trip Melchy.... Don't forget, keep in touch...umm... Just noticed in the lounge you say... Business class?

Or are you sitting in the back

Yup...beeezneees class. Proper posh it is an all. I keep thinking Im going to be found out at any minute and slung out!
 
Emirates? I used to use them all the time for my LNG haul stuff...but since THAT incident.....never again..... Are you on the 380? Make sure you ask if the one they're using is one of the ones that have had the wing spar repair work done yet...or not.....

I think its a A380. It's a big un anyway.
 
Yup...beeezneees class. Proper posh it is an all. I keep thinking Im going to be found out at any minute and slung out!

Suspect they will double check your ticket........
 
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Suspect they will double check you ticket........

So far so good! Had a little nibble in the lounge on arrival at the airport. Fillet steak, dolphinnose potatoes and vegetables. Not just any old vegetables but a fucking 'medley' of vegetables.
 


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