Dear Mr Honda,
Tomorrow you will have some over excited moist attention seekers attending your stands bursting with bed wetting excitement because you have labelled them VIP’s.
•They will tell you they are representative of GSer’s
•They will tell you that the whole GS community is revelling in a foam party created by an on mass premature ejaculation of excitement
•They will suggest that through extending them further VIP advantages you will be accessing a community of GSer’s
We would like to confirm, they are none of the above – The Irish bloke is known as #nothatcuntagain and the geezer from Essex needs to be centre of attention and buys stuff so he can talk about it – Basically he will buy any shite and big it up.
God luck with your new AT, it looks very exciting but can we please ask that you do not inject anymore excitement and sense of #youarefuckingspecial into them as we are close to smothering them.
Kind Regards
UKGSER
Chuckle worthy
