After 4 days in the cold...

[The Machine Cat]

... spent in a street of a small village in the north of France, my bike was covered with frost this morning. I only had to put my key in and it started instantaneously. It is a reliable bike. Last time I tried that with a Varadero it simply never started.
I just love my bike.

 

[TheJoker]

Jeez, you frenchies. Don't you know that this forum is only for old british geezers and their complaings and whinging....










Glad you like your bike, I like mine too!

 

[Gonzo]

... spent in a street of a small village in the north of France, my bike was covered with frost this morning. I only had to put my key in and it started instantaneously.

Didn't you have to press the starter button too?

I'd get that looked at if I were you, sounds dodgy to me, you never know what it might lead to, thin end of the wedge.............

 

[Alphason]

Do a search on 'starter button failure' . Hours of reading about yet another failing of this 'orrible machine .
Sell it now before things start falling off, corroding, stopping, starting, sticking, jumping, bumping, thumping, leaking and god knows what else

 

[Sir James]

Do a search on 'starter button failure' . Hours of reading about yet another failing of this 'orrible machine .
Sell it now before things start falling off, corroding, stopping, starting, sticking, jumping, bumping, thumping, leaking and god knows what else

Are you missing something

 

[Alphason]

Clever little critter's trying to choke that poor snake to death!

 

[The Machine Cat]

I am sure all your fathers smelt of elderberries anyway.

 

[TheJoker]

I am sure all your fathers smelt of elderberries anyway.

Dunno how it is in France, but I've only got one father.... Maybe you should ask your "Uncle Dad"



How's the bike?

 

[Mel]

Hey Machine Cat - I was working at my desk at home when I read your post and I just had to go to the garage and check that mon amour is OK. I miss her so when I am working - but the wife gets jealous if I have her indoors. (Wish SHE started first time in the cold!)

 

[Islander]

Monty Python Flying GS

I am sure all your fathers smelt of elderberries anyway.

Perhaps Alphason's mum is the hamster the snake is choking on. I suggest you just fart in his general direction, the poor bitter chap; he needs to look on the bright side of life. My GS flies like a swallow, not even the mythical African Swallow .

 

[Alphason]

Perhaps Alphason's mum is the hamster the snake is choking on. I suggest you just fart in his general direction, the poor bitter chap; he needs to look on the bright side of life. My GS flies like a swallow, not even the mythical African Swallow .

Get your dictionary out and take a look at 'irony'

Never thought I'd have to explain it

 

[JDH]

Yawn, here we go again

JDH

 

[harrold]

Are you missing something

very good .. poor snake that must have hurt.

 

[Alphason]

Exactly, lets all stick to the subject...................