wully
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Abandoned to my fate for the weekend and after a visit to the pub my thoughts turn to feeding myself....
Earlier today I had used the 'Rule of P's ' (Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance) to plan a stop at the village shop to buy a feck off great big bag of oven chips so was in position to throw said chips and a Fray Bentos Snake and Pygmy pie in the oven.
We all know the benifits of a healthy balanced diet so I chucked a load of frozen peas into a pan and horsed them on the stove.
Various studies have shown that a glass of red wine is beneficial to health so as I crammed the above feast down my neck it was chased with a healthy glass or three of red wine.
Burp.
Now, I think I need a wee glass of water to cleanse the pallet before having a medicinal wee hauf
....Before pudding which is looking like crushed digestive biscuits covered in Carnation Milk
Earlier today I had used the 'Rule of P's ' (Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance) to plan a stop at the village shop to buy a feck off great big bag of oven chips so was in position to throw said chips and a Fray Bentos Snake and Pygmy pie in the oven.
We all know the benifits of a healthy balanced diet so I chucked a load of frozen peas into a pan and horsed them on the stove.
Various studies have shown that a glass of red wine is beneficial to health so as I crammed the above feast down my neck it was chased with a healthy glass or three of red wine.
Burp.
Now, I think I need a wee glass of water to cleanse the pallet before having a medicinal wee hauf
....Before pudding which is looking like crushed digestive biscuits covered in Carnation Milk
