An explanation .....

[Mutley]

I haven't ben to many of the Tuesday night meetings recently and I think you all need to know the reason why to stop all the gossip

It's true I did call Abrasion a big girls blouse but he asked for it. I pointed out that he had dropped a stitch on a particularly complicated piece of crochet and he got very confrontational

We have kissed and made up now and Bilc's has asked me to remain your road captain


Happy days

 

[Sgt Bilco]

I am honoured you have agreed to return as our own Road Captain so now we can move on and organise ride outs. The Road Captains position is a very important one and only riders with the "correct equipment" can be considered for this and Mutley has all the requisite attributes

Abrasion has accepted that he overreacted to the "dropped stitch" accusation and has vowed to let the matter drop. Any comments like "stitch one, pearl one" or if anyone sniggers whilst he is sorting his wool out will be treated as gross missconduct and you will have to wear the long "Dr Who" style scarf he has been knitting through the summer.

I have agreed that Abrasion can take orders for his GS style woolly hat and mittens combo complete with bobble and safety string sewn onto the mittens at the Broom Tavern tomorrow. Don`t miss out as they will be a perfect add on to the discerning tossers Twat wardrobe

 

[Vern]

I didn't know that Bobble went to the Broom?

 

[(RIP) Bobble]

Eh ... what.... I've got to sit on someone's head

 

[santrix]

I think we should all go for a ride this saturday then...............

 

[abrasion]

I would like to publicly state.

I DID NOT DROP A STICH

There was an error on the pattern , i foolishly followed it to the letter
And i would have got away with it , if it hadn't been for that pesky Mutley.
( i still think gaydog grassed me up)

Unfortunatley i will not be available tomorrow evening to take orders as i will be otherwise engaged at a WI meeting giving a talk on offroad crotcheting.

If Bobble does appear could somebody please take a photograph of him sitting on somebodies head.Thank you.

 

[BTBR]

Bilc's has asked me to remain your road captain


Happy days

Bloody hell, times must be hard.............................

 

[Toad]

Bloody hell, times must be hard.............................

Feck me......

The wanderer returns

Good to hear from you Alan

Got one of your mates working with me now.....

But who??????

 

[BTBR]

Feck me......

The wanderer returns

Good to hear from you Alan

Got one of your mates working with me now.....

But who??????

Thanks, just thought that I'd pop back in to say hello to a few friends and Mutley

Who are you working with them..........

 

[Toad]

Thanks, just thought that I'd pop back in to say hello to a few friends and Mutley

Who are you working with them..........

Clue Number 1 - Big Trail Bike Club...........

 

[BTBR]

Clue Number 1 - Big Trail Bike Club...........

Hmmmmmm......well thats sort of narrowed it down I guess

Where abouts does he live, would be a better clue, if I am honest

Then again a name would be perfect!

 

[Toad]

Then again a name would be perfect!

Adam ..........

 

[BTBR]

Adam ..........

Oh yes, Adam the sandal wearing gay boy.

 

[Toad]

Oh yes, Adam the sandal wearing gay boy.

You do know him then

 

[BTBR]

You do know him then

Adam from Colcester, oh yes. In fact if we wait long enough he'll surely pop in and say hello.

 

[Mutley]

Thanks, just thought that I'd pop back in to say hello to a few friends and Mutley

What made you think you had any around here ya lycra clad git

 

[Sgt Bilco]

Alan has an excuse for not coming to the Broom but where was the West mids Road Captain tonight?

Abrasion never showed either so I`m guessing you were somewhere at a knitting club together making up or polishing your HOG

 

[BTBR]

What made you think you had any around here ya lycra clad git

Call it a hunch.............

 

[Mutley]

Alan has an excuse for not coming to the Broom but where was the West mids Road Captain tonight?

Abrasion never showed either so I`m guessing you were somewhere at a knitting club together making up or polishing your HOG

Leeds

 

[BTBR]

Leeds

Pardon me for asking, but shouldnt the local meeting be a little closer