A nice respite from the sleet and rain today, so off came the cat and stubby.....one small tap with a
technical impact adjuster on a 22 mill spanner and out came a shitty looking old lambda:
Ready to go in with the new one
Popped it in to the Y piece and torques it up according to the BMW official torque setting of tight enough and 4 white knuckles
(yes, I park on the wrought iron gate and chain the bike to it

)
Earlier in the week I took delivery of a 45 degree mandrilled pipe with the vague idea of replacing the missing WUDO angled connector and running the remus under the pannier.......The angles are all wrong though, and the 45 degree bend would have left the box pointing DOWNWARDS from under the pannier......not clever and also rather stupid looking
So, a quick change of plans and I offered the new bit of pipe p to the oval section outlet of the remus.....hmmmm, pretty close, so out comes the angle grinder and I treated the pipe to a circumcision
(there's a ridge around both ends of this pipe, looks like an olive on a bit of plumbing copper tube)
Then , it's out with the technical impact adjuster again and a couple of dozen whacks later, the now oval section end of the new pipe is a very tight interference fit into the Remus outlet
I have a fine collection of impact adjusters, so next I selected the big rubber one and rammed the new pipe up the remus' hole.
Offering it all up again, it looks ok and will clear the pannier, the pillion footrest bolts and the pannier frame......it's a nice tight fit as well, but I drilled a hole into the new pipe and squeezed off an extra thick extra long pop rivet to keep the end pipe from spinning through the windscreen of some poor unsuspecting twat one day
In goes the Y piece, new lambda attached, and the nice new heatshrunk cable with a sensible 3 inches added length (who couldn't really do without an extra three inches, let's be honest) wiggles its way up behind the fuel and ignition wiggly stuff on the right hand side of the bike.....No need to remove tank and piss about with the QDs, just sliding it backwards gives enough room to sort it all out.
Plug resting on cylinder about to be connected:
And reconnected and about to be cable tied up neatly near headstock:
At this stage, the 'zorst was back on, new lambda in but nothing was clamped up.....the rules say you have to try it though, so try it I did......and bliss!!
Noisy (possibly too noisy but I'll get to that later) but running nicely....revs cleanly, holds steady at 3,4,5k revs without bogging and fluffing after 20 seconds.....I've got a big grin on my face at the moment and I'm feeling good
Off it all comes again to put the clamps in place and tweak the mounting brackets (I still need to bodge one up with the angle grinder & dremel finish but for now, I can secure everything well enough to go around the block)
An hour later (I had big problems working out the best combination of brackets and connectors) everything is in place and tightened up......Rosie and the kids come around with the doggit on their way to the beach just in time for me to fire it up again.....the fekker takes 30 seconds or more of turning over (really unusual for my bike, it normally starts in a second) then it fires.....
SHIT!!!
Instantly, it's wrong......fluffing and farting again, exactly as before
In the forlorn hope that it might just be fed up parked there, I take it round the block but no, same as before, MERDE!!!
So now, I'm pissed off and knackered......however, I am also going to force myself to be positive....
SOMETHING that is not secondary coils (new) and not HES (new) and not fuel pump (new) and not Lambda sensor (new) and not fekking obvious is preventing this damn bike from firing properly....I'm encouraged by the fact that twice now (once upon changing the LH injector and today after loosely fitting the pipes and new lambda) it's run sweetly......OK< on the second of those times, it was parked and not under load, but it was sweet.
Why the ferk then did it revert to fluffing running?
Tomorrow, assuming it's not sleeting again, I'm going to reset the motronics and try it immediately.....Then I'm going to remove the new lambda and plug thee hole with the old presumed-dead on and try it......then I'm going to pull apart every single fekking plug and connector I can, clean them all out AGAIN and try again
I do not believe it's a 'deep engine' problem......that would be consistent, so that's a positive I guess.
(bracket above needs fixing...drilling, trimming and tidying up)
A cock on the bike and a cock out the back of the bike