Well where to start????,
First off will be a massive thank you to Bandit as without him I would still be on the trail,
What started off as a decent morning on the lanes around Roding quickly went pear shaped down the lane you see in the picture above /\
It all started with me heading down the road and just before the start of this particular Byway I saw a XR coming towards me, I flagged the guy down and asked him what the trail was like ahead??, he stated "oh its fine only took me a few minutes to get down it" Ok great I thought.. By this time I had been out about an hour and half and had polished off most of the Byways around Roding before heading to Fyfield, at this time I had not seen the post by Bandit saying he fanced coming along

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Anyway, I head down the trail and about 3/4 of the way in wollop im stuck in a rut with a massive bloody branch in the waycausing my rear tyre to spine like crazy

, 15mins of sweat, shouting and cursing the bike was free I carried on about 20 yards and bame the same thing, this time I dig the bike out and about 25 mins later get going (These bikes way a Fing ton) By now im almost hanging and my arms are so pumped up I can hardly even hold my helmet, the trail has deep mud and zero traction.. About 20 yards further on and I come to a massive rut with a root that will simply not allow me to go any further!!!!.. Worst still im now totally spent picking the bike up numerous times over the last 50 yards or so.. It then sunk in I was in trouble, the bike was totally stuck I was knackered..
What the hell was I going to do???, I got the phone out and opened up this thread to see if by the grace of god someone was local???.. And I was over the moon when I had seen Dave had posted up with his contact number asking to join me!!!!!

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I made the call, and it was along the lines of, Hi mate im stuck and in deep shit, to his credit he had a bloody good laugh over the phone and said he would be with me in 30mins!!...

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I heard the rumble coming in the distance and a immaculate KTM 990 appeared with Dave on board in a also immaculate twat suit, After I hailed his arrival we headed down the trail..
He first took his helmet off and got the camera out and said it would be rude not to

could not agree more.. A plan was hatched to get the Beemer moving, one surggestion was that I should have bought a KTM

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After much swearing and heaving we had the bike situated so we could get it moving!!!, at this time water was up to our knees and we where both in tshirts sweating like Jacko in Toys R us..
After a big effort the bike was out and onto a ridable section of trail.. Next it was the turn of the KTM to get down this swine of a dirt path, Dave was doing great and then thump, he was stuck solid, I came up the rear (Oh hello) and with a hugh massive push I got him going again, see picture in his post for the end result!!!! Mud yes and lots of it!!!!!!!!....
Not sure how Dave was feeling but I was dehydrated and had massive arm pump, I got kitted up and then just as we was about to ride off the battery went flat on the beemer

.. Holy shit!!!!... Long story short dave shot off to find some jump leads i went back to the bike and by the grace of every god that i was praying to the bike started (just)..
We had one more lane to get down before being back on a road, i started off and my clutch arm was totally gone, Dave behind just shouted get on with it and move, so well I did..
We made it!!! thank god as I thought I was going to be camping in a soggy field in Essex for a few weeks,
we headed out for a quick blast to high beech for a cuppa and hearing the remarks from the locals saying bloody hell those have been used well, made the last few hours worth it (Well nearly)
High beech
All in it was a day of two sides, first bit was great and that second to last lane was awful but a massive plus was meeting Dave what a top bloke he is to come to me in my time of need

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What have I learned,
Dont trust guys riding XR's..
A GS11 can be used for greenlaning but not in Essex after a monsoon..
A KTM 990 really is a bloody good bike..
Men called Dave are hero's..
Im now looking forward to next week where we head to Hertfordshire where the soil isnt Clay!!!!...
I was really impressed with the Sava tyres both on the trails and road and will do a review soon..
bike is now clean
before
after
Pizza is on the way and I have a corona in hand!!..
I have some go pro footage I will get up soon..
I should also say that next time I see you Mate breakfast lunch and dinner is on me
