Any poets out there ???

[the celt]

Sure it be the land of saints n scholars...

But here wait till i tell ya,
spending a fair few hours up here in
Belfast and was going through a couple
of aul boxes in me Ma's .... and sure what did i find
but me aul poems written years ago when Belfast
was a different place...
Now as you all NO me command of the the Queens tounge
is secound to none...
But reading what i wrote back then, has got meself
thinking did any other of you fools put pen to paper
before we had ukgser.com ???


Ta be honest cant believe me head was where it was at
all them years ago, but sure its a funny aul world

 

[GerryC]

So You was a poet
who dabbled in rhyme
and now we know it
for the very first time

 

[Ravenbyrne]

I'm a poet"""""""""
I wandered lonely as a rambler
now I'm on a GS scrambler
when all at once a saw a crowd
a host of golden shinny mottards

 

[ChrisH Kerry]

I wandered lonely as a rambler

A rambler?? I thought that was a very BAD word to off-road biking fraternity
Anyway where are these verses from years ago Celt?

 

[the celt]

Anyway where are these verses from years ago Celt?

ye'll have ta wait on me book...
it will be a sort off...
Yeats meets Behan meets Marx meets Jesus meets محمّد Muhammad (blessed be his name)
meets Buddha meets Dawkins meets Disney meets Castro
meets Bush meets Gandhi meets Boorman meets Palin meets Marco Polo meets
Mark Twain meets Mary Whitehouse meets Readers Wives meets Mills & Boons
type of book

You can order a copy if ya like

 

[Uinneag]

BM's are shite but Katie M's are gid
Wi only wan doonside
It's like sittin on wid

Robert Burns
onyack

 

[ChrisH Kerry]

You can order a copy if ya like

Put me down for a crate full... sounds like good insulation for the workshop

 

[Alte Wolf]

Poets ... naw Tossers maybe

http://www.ukgser.com/forums/showthread.php?t=163308

 

[flash of the gap]

there once was a man from Afghanistan
who tried ta hide a bomb in his kaftan
when he put in place
it blew up in his face
now he looks like the king of oonyackistan


thomas moore.

 

[Alte Wolf]

there once was a man from Afghanistan
who tried ta hide a bomb in his kaftan
when he put in place
it blew up in his face
now he looks like the king of oonyackistan


thomas moore.

Prepare for incoming

 

[flash of the gap]

i know fire in the hole

 

[Alte Wolf]

i know fire in the hole

That should wake him up onyack

 

[the celt]

there once was a man from Afghanistan
who tried ta hide a bomb in his kaftan
when he put in place
it blew up in his face
now he looks like the king of oonyackistan


thomas moore.

There is some funny feckers about here

 

[JimmyC]

There was a wee man called Joe
From Belfast decided to go
On a bit of a hike
And he got on his bike
And rode into Mexico

Now he never knew who he would meet
And it's a long way from Harden Street
But he saw this wee lassie
Who looked kind of classy
So he promised her he'd be discreet

She asked if he had any money
And Joe said......piles of it honey
But when she got to the church
She was left in the lurch
And he hightailed it back to Carnmoney

So if you decide to go west
Be sure to have dough in yer vest
And don't be like Joe
Just give it a go
And yee'll find it was all for the best..................

 

[Alte Wolf]

There was a wee man called Joe
From Belfast decided to go
On a bit of a hike
And he got on his bike
And rode into Mexico

Now he never knew who he would meet
And it's a long way from Harden Street
But he saw this wee lassie
Who looked kind of classy
So he promised her he'd be discreet

She asked if he had any money
And Joe said......piles of it honey
But when she got to the church
She was left in the lurch
And he hightailed it back to Carnmoney

So if you decide to go west
Be sure to have dough in yer vest
And don't be like Joe
Just give it a go
And yee'll find it was all for the best..................

Excellent

 

[the celt]

There was a wee man called Joe
From Belfast decided to go
On a bit of a hike
And he got on his bike
And rode into Mexico

Now he never knew who he would meet
And it's a long way from Harden Street
But he saw this wee lassie
Who looked kind of classy
So he promised her he'd be discreet

She asked if he had any money
And Joe said......piles of it honey
But when she got to the church
She was left in the lurch
And he hightailed it back to Carnmoney

So if you decide to go west
Be sure to have dough in yer vest
And don't be like Joe
Just give it a go
And yee'll find it was all for the best..................

There is some VERY funny feckers about here

Noddles