Anyone here...

[(RIP) Proff]

fuck , wheres the wee rolling around laughing jester smiley ???

Here you go >>

 

[kirky1298]

thank you

 

[Archie Beag]

... from Ayr, is it true what they say aboot its locals

That's a cheap shot .................we all know they have learning difficulties down the coast.

But, having said that, you're one cheeky cnut for trying to 'start a riot' I though better of you.

2p worth

 

[kirky1298]

So who did he go doon on......?

from what i heard , anyone !! he was like a cum guzziling whore !!! but i would say that because he's not here to defend himself ...

anyway , i thought i'd have had my final warning or P45 by now ...... either the boss has decided to go away and have a wee think about what i posted or he has a dinner party organised with some site sponsors tonight .. either way , he was off his tits on babycham last night and speaking freely ..........................

oh how i awit his response

 

[kirky1298]

That's a cheap shot .................we all know they have learning difficulties down the coast.

But, having said that, you're one cheeky cnut for trying to 'start a riot' I though better of you.

2p worth

it's all the inbreeding down the west coast mate at least you have the heavy metal contamination of the shipbuilding era to blame for all the plunge mcnuggets in your town

before you retort , i'm a country boy who shags sheep ,, but only when it's my sisters bad week

 

[Paul G (BHT)]

...... either the boss has decided to go away and have a wee think about what i posted or he has a dinner party organised with some site sponsors tonight .. either way , he was off his tits on babycham last night and speaking freely ..........................

My apologies Kirky we are currently on the Christmas Mods party on the yacht here in the Med, the wifi connection has been somewhat sporadic today hence the lack of response

 

[Archie Beag]

Kirky, I've been called some things in my time but 'A Plunged McNugget' takes the Big Abernethy...........grief...........thank you

Excuse me while I try to get my erse on that big bad boat belonging to the gaffer....
Having said that. MY boats much more biggerer than that wee thing..

Arch

 

[Fanum]

Excuse me while I try to get my erse on that big bad boat belonging to the gaffer....
Having said that. MY boats much more biggerer than that wee thing..

Arch

That's only the tender....though admittedly we do use it for water skiing behind sometimes

 

[Archie Beag]

I shoulda known!

 

[kirky1298]

My apologies Kirky we are currently on the Christmas Mods party on the yacht here in the Med, the wifi connection has been somewhat sporadic today hence the lack of response

aye ., ok am pished again, an cant think o a response tae that big boat ,,,m , lol jist post ma P45 ,, but for fuck sake , have a wee think kid , maybee its just me ,, but has the pointless swearing not calmed down ,,, ??? even in the space o a coupled o fuckin days ??? now excuse me until i have a miocardial infarction whilst yanking the head right off it ..... oy fannum !!! am talkin to the organ grinder here , not the fucking monkey ..... just you keep fanning the bosss with the big palm leaf ...... good fucking night gents , i'm away to puke into my tee shirt and slip into an alcohol fueled dreamstate , just check i'm lying ion my side and not chewing my toungue ,,,,, now you cnuts are the last to leave me ,,,, if anything happens my wife is instructed to sue your arses off ,,,, p.s you called me a snake in the grasss last night ya trumpet !!!

 

[Archie Beag]

Sweet Dreams Big Boy...........

 

[kirky1298]

you know what they say about folk with big boats ??????????????????
big berths ??????? nope .... surrounded by numb ass cock jockeys who would fuck their grandmothers just to see the letters " moderator " under their names ... fuck it , im drunk , and i dont give a flying fuck any more , i hope all your dicks fall off ..... and fannum ,, i hate to be the one to tell you , but the boss says " for fuck sake bill , brush your teeth , your breath stinks and the classic dish chipped beef is'nt from a toothy blowjob ... get your fucking teeth fixed . they are like a row of condemned buidings .... sort it out or aidan will replace you as my special little friend ,, BTW . does your chief charity **** know that several members of this parish have raised over £30,000 for a great cause and dont seem to be getting an ounce of support from the charity section ?? she probably does but is far too busy creating her advent calendar never mind help arrange a charity event of such magnitude ... but hey , wee all look foreward to her daily fucking advent calendar ......get it fucking sorted boss ,grow the fuck up .... let bygones be bygones and support these gentemen for fuck sake .... i dont know what the fuck has been going... on you cnuts seriously need to stand back ,,,, re-group and re-evaluate the situation ,,,, my newbie suggestion is that you could start by getting behind these brave riders ,,,many of who have young families ,, and are getting effectively fucked over by this site ...... any **** with a modicum of sense and respect would see this event as what it as ,,, a great p.r. event for this forum ... ... me ,,, i have fuck all to offer these brave souls , the best i can offer is free gratis meal on their way through my parrish i'm sorry i'm a poor man and diont hyave much more to offer

finally ,,, if you think i'm a johnny mcmaster lover or some other pish ,,, i dont know the **** from adam , just like i doont know you paul but the image that i am building of you is the wee scrawny **** from the Mr muscle adverts who tucks his vest into his pish stained pants . please please pleasde , prove me wrong , fuck me off your site if you think that will help , but for fuck sacke get behind these brave riders from your parish you really dont have long to get this sorted mate

btw paul , everything i have said tonight has been my own observation of previous posts on this site ... i ,,, unliky your mods speak my mind ,, and call spades spades ,,, im no ****'s fool and am notorius for speaking my mind

 

[Aidan1150]

Hey Kirky, whatever about anything else don't use that word about my wife alright.

several members of this parish have raised over £30,000 for a great cause and dont seem to be getting an ounce of support from the charity section

If you even bothered your arse to look you would see that the Calums Road trip is not even in her section. It's in the Open Invite trip section of the site which is moderated by Sgt Bilco and Thunder.

 

[kirky1298]

Hey Kirky, whatever about anything else don't use that word about my wife alright.






If you even bothered your arse to look you would see that the Calums Road trip is not even in her section. It's in the Open Invite trip section of the site which is moderated by Sgt Bilco and Thunder.

what word ??? **** ???? your lucky ,,, my wife is a fucking **** and has been for 18 yrs !!!!!

woahhhh check that answer what a fucking snake he says his wife is'nt a **** , but he's clearly a fucking snake in the grass !!!!!! theres craws in the dookit !!!

think you have some explaining to do to sgt bolko and thunder !!!!

it seems that it's no cnuts beef when it should in fact be every ****'s priority , you and your fucking wife must know how to promote it and if you's don't then you must know the **** responsible , so dont burst my fucking chops with it ,

 

[kirky1298]

you know something aidan , you've just wasted an hour of my life responding to your P.M.S and pish ..... your wife is actually fine , it's you thats a cock , you started challanging me and i simply acted like a bully to guage reaction , and yours was to basically to say "" well don't do it again "" so just to put your mind at ease , your wife os ok in my books ,,, you howevever are a fanny of the highest order maybee its time your wife got a real man !!!

 

[garfield]

I'm closing this thread down now, I'm all for a bit of jolly banter but don't believe we need to be getting so abusive thanks.....


Paul